shes a girlfriend, not an employee.

Out of a cannon.

Into an bottomless pit of fire

On Friday the 13th

or whenever convenient

put her out with vinegar?

i like it.

And then roll her in salt for good measure >:)

That was brilliant.

at this day and age? when was it any different? people used to marry for the good of the community not even out of love. I personally think we've come a long way

Dump her insensitive, self-centered bitch ass!!!

Fire her ass True Lies style.

27 - OP would have to wait until December 13 to do that. Seems counterproductive.

someone explain this to me I don't get it lol

can someone get me coordinates for an incendiary air strike on that insensitive piece of shit? I wanna help out OP.

Break up* she doesn't work for him.

187, i already said that. but on the internet, the popular vote is the way it is. just follow everybody else and leave me here to be fucked over by downvotes.

Can I contribute? The Brazen Bull seems fitting.

in todays world, staying connected is more important than family.

Why downvote 23? I'm pretty sure it was sarcasm. Lighten up, FML community!

or it could just be an observation and not a personal opinion. The world doesn't revolve around sarcasm ya know.

sorry for your loss OP.. R.I.P grandma

Sorry for your loss. OP. You definitely need to end this relationship and find someone who is a little more respectful of your feelings and your family.

#23 - Bullshit.

Normally I hate the "you mean ex" comments. In this case, however, I feel it's totally spot on. OP if you don't dump this egocentric sperm receptacle, you deserve all the misery that comes to pass from this horrid relationship.

I love that you used "sperm receptacle." I may borrow the term for later use.

I think the proper term is cum dumpster.

but sperm receptacle is much better

She just doesn't care if someone dies. Is not waste of human flesh. But she could have been nicer about it.

I don't think there is a nice way to say "I don't care that one of your family members died." OP's girlfriend is a boil-ridden anus.

Failed haiku?

@Grayness really? Do you even realize the gravity of what she has done? 1. she got angry at OP for being offline all day, indicating that he should have been paying attention to her 2. even after learning of the death of OP's grandma, did her actions imply dat OP paying attention to her was more important than the death of one of OP's loved ones 3. the worst thing about this FML is that she could not understand the grieving OP was doing, she could not understand why he was doing it, thus implying that OP himself should have been as indifferent to his grandma's death as she is. I ask you again: really? This is not just about the death of OP's loved one. It's also about not respecting OP enough to understand that he, unlike her, grieves for such a person. But hey, that's just my opinion. So whatever, yeah

@celtic: Don't worry, rotten people like grayness an OP's girlfriend deserve one another. Us kindhearted folk don't need scum like them on the market.

You clearly must be new to the FML community. There are some really messed up FMLs that have been posted. That's not to say this one isn't up there as well, just brace yourself cause there are much worse.

I've been reading FMLs for over a year and this is definitely one of the worst.

Probably overcome by the death of his grandmother. The internet isn't a way of life, you know.

Mourning the loss of his grandmother.

Wow, I feel dumb

Oh and usually when ppl are holed up in their rooms it's because they are on the internet

sometimes people need time alone, internet isn't so good when you're grieving

The internet isn't a way of life?? speak for yourself!