Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
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ROFLsyrup 0
that's not really an FML for you, more for him... He can't handle sex. HAHAHA
smith2001 5
c-c-c- combo breaker!
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Comments (98)
suggabbyJULIE 0
damn poor him. he must have been embarrased!! lol. you don't deserve that.he needs to be a MAN
shitdy524 0
I feel him. It gets hella tiring when it gets really intense. But he's gotta man up and keep it goin.
Slayer05 0
haha he must be out of shape
Beatriz15 0
take it or give it if ur having sex or sexual activities with someone of the same sex you're either gay or bi, the guy is in denial
future19 0
baseball players have stamina =]
Classless 0
FYL indeed.
tagedawg 0
DEFIANTLY GAY
ishitpandas 0
Get a real man haha
P1Nk13 7
ydi for having a morbidly obese bf... jk that sucks, get a new man!
kevinsagirl2323 8
that is just beyond pathetic. get a new boyfriend. this one's a pussy