Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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ChrisPavs 17
AND IT FELT SO GOODDD
kirstyfunnybunny 18
Well at least he enjoyed it
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Comments (164)
THEDUDE1553566 24
I don't see a huge problem with this other than its pretty immature. But look at the bright side, he obviously thought you were pretty enough to be so proud
nodeathtoall 19
Hey at least you know he's not a liar. He's very open about his life.
wolf12king 12
Just listened too the song and I think I found the second song to listen to after "I'm the man"
MandieL 27
At least it wasn't "**** in my pants"
robincaps 5
You have a cool boyfriend.
Hauclir 14
I have done similar things.
mitchell360 13
Dude sounds like a hilarious guy
Rintarok5 29
And this is a problem why?
Joisan 20
I'd have laughed my head off if my boyfriend had done that after our first time :D Well, as long as no one else was in the house. Please tell me no one else was there to witness this?
Emirac 10
Not sure this would be an fml moment. Sounds like he was just trying to be fun. If my boyfriend did that i would just laugh. I mean, at least he has a sense of humor, which automatically makes him a lot less boring.