Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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avaeric
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I've got ya beat, Bananaphone once came on random, it was my music.
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LtDelicious
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lol @ 1! and by the way, your a tool for lasting through two songs haha! how does it feel to suck at sex? once a minute man always a minute man lol
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troyboyd05
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LtDelicous you're a huge tool with a small cock. Read the post before you talk shit.
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jonnyplayzaguita
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how is this an fml rape me is an awesome song so wat its called rape me its a fuckin awesome song
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nosedive1994
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LMAO haha! btw if u lasted that long ur first time you have nothing to worry about!
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yennichan
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dude....you lasted through one song....and a bit into another...and your proud of that?....i mean its not like ur a minute man...but....thats damn close....
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isminei
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it was his first time
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The_FMLs
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Maybe that stuff turns him on
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fml8396
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Hahha that's so wrong!
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Suptnik
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#94, I didn't even finish my first time and it lasted for a little over an hour. Everyone is different.
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shea300
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Exactly the same , even while get a blow job or jerked off I last at least 30-45 mins , porn stars are born , not made.
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thepokeduck
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http://xkcd.com/400/
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effit
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I've had sex to my boyfriend with "Beat it upright" by korn... look up those lyrics sometime.
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Iwannabetreo
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
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LtDelicious
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Indestructible by Disturbed makes you feel like a beast while fxcking lol
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Iissosmart
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Fucking listen to "Prostatic Fluid Asphyxiation" by Whitechapel. Here is the first line "Raping her. Hacking. Slashing. Violating her."
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MCart_fml
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Probably better to make a play list for sex instead of picking one song and leaving it up to itunes...
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Tri_fml
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That made me lol irl. Not FML, but fucking hilarious :)
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stupidLes
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LOL
1) The right question is: did she finished?
2) She has a better taste in music than u do.
3) U got some good advices here like KoRn (start with Daddy... then Love Song), NIN, metal.
1) The right question is: did she finished?
2) She has a better taste in music than u do.
3) U got some good advices here like KoRn (start with Daddy... then Love Song), NIN, metal.
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xerbrus
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Daddy??? are you fucking serious do you even understand that song? youre fucking sick
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Gio_fml
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This is funny stuff dude ROFLMMFAO
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claritin
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#34-
I'm a girl who can be totally into that gushy shit and even I thought it was lame.
I'm a girl who can be totally into that gushy shit and even I thought it was lame.
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Tyler_Durden_fml
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Well, maybe she liked it. She might be more kinky than you think.
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ninjapiratejesus_fml
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Fight club is one of the best movies ever made
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laurenlovesjb
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I love Justin Bieber.
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Secret_Ninjaa
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JB sucks
when i was losin my virginity i was listening to bob marley, it was real chill. then the song " I wanna be a homosexual" by screeching weasel came on. not so cool.