Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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ChrisPavs 17
AND IT FELT SO GOODDD
kirstyfunnybunny 18
Well at least he enjoyed it
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Comments (164)
hilamonster06 21
it's Lonely Island's song featuring Akon. DUMB ASS!
DarkMatter115 13
Why are you getting downvoted? You at least actually knew who made the song...
leogachi 15
@18 Because not knowing the person/group who performs a song doesn't make a person dumb.
Tball22 7
I like how you knew who wrote the song but no need to be a dick about it.
Krisman 4
This is the comment I came to find. I said you deserve it since they said it's Akon's song. Sorry for being a dick but get your facts straight. He's featured in the song but The Lonely Island is the artist here.
DoomedGemini 38
Pretty pathetic to insult op for not knowing that. Akon is a well known artist that's played on the radio, I only know Lonely Island because of my brother. If someone isn't a fan of humorous songs or their style, or just isn't aware of them, it's not strange for them to say the artist they DO know. It doesn't make them dumb, I could probably name off songs that you have no idea who the artist is despite the fact I like them.
pleasedie 22
Would've been even more hilarious if his dad walked in at that moment
MasterTron 24
Today on Americas Funniest Home Videos
wandering_soul 28
I don't think I've seen a censor bar stay that still before....
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Haha, your boyfriend has the right idea! Hopefully it was nice for both of you. Just enjoy the moment, it'll probably stick with you forever!
exoticDeath 20
"Doesn't matter had sex!"? :)
CaroLouWho 10
I can't say I wouldn't do something similar, minus the naked dance.
brittlehorn20 21
Where did you get dancing at? She said a victory lap. That sounds like running to me.
flamingarrow59 21
its lonely island ft. akon
Vlen_fml 20
exactly, Respect the Lonely Island.
ahippienamedrae 10
Best 30 seconds of your life?
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
I don't see the problem here. What do you regret not joining him?
Silvermaye 25
Exact same thing happened with me and my boyfriends first time last week -boys will be boys ?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
At least he enjoyed himself, that's all that matters.
farrito102993 9
My boyfriend did that the first few times we had sex, and he had 9 roommates! lol