FIRST, BITCHES

And that's why you make the bastard wait lol

So what you're saying is that she should've slept with someone else first, before her boyfriend so he wouldn't get the privilege?

...that make no sense at all.

That's not what he said at all

You must have some type of magical reading comprehension skills to get that idea from number one's comment. I sure as hell didn't think that's what they meant!

14 - How in the world did you come up with that?

#14, you make no sense at all

It would have been funnier if this comment said "first".

#45. If it did this comment would have been moderated or buried. Lol

Super disappointed this didn't say "FIRST, BITCHES!".

2- If she made him wait, he probably still would have said it when they did do it.

This comment isn't even the first. Notice it's #2. The first probably DID say first and got deleted.

Seriously, making him wait wouldn't have changed the outcome.

And yes, I assumed (ass out of you and me, and all that jazz) that the #2 comment meant something different. Oh no. Crucify me.

Us here on fml don't crucify, we condemn.

hopefully she condomed. him...

Heh heh. The devil wishes to be crucified...

Finally, someone gets the crucified joke.

Even if she would've made him wait another couple of years he could have still yelled out "FIRST, BITCHES!" #1 makes no sense, where that comment even if unlikely makes complete sense.

#48 that was exactly what I was thinking. the only time people would appreciate that.

He's even worse than FML commenters who say that....

Is #1 gone for that reason? Ironic.

I think that was meant to be mine, I wrote 'FIRST, BITCHES' in relation to this fml, but my phone thought otherwise

This would have been the only "FIRST" comment acceptable I think. It would have been very nice to see that.

Wait, did those really exist? I have only heard legends of those dark times.

At least he didn't moo...

haha that's op's sister haha

Considering OP knew her boyfriend for a while before she lost it (hopefully), how did she not see this "coming"?

wow he's not a keeper

I agree with you.

So because he said something stupid (which most guys and girls do). He is all of a sudden not a "keeper"? For all we know he could be the sweetest boyfriend. Apparently that doesn't matter though.

hmmmmm twin you may be on to something

#107 I Agree!! maybe He's Just a Competitive Dork?

Technically, he CAME first.

Nothin wrong with being a gold medalist! "It's a race and I always win!"

I think he meant that he was her first.

#67, you don't say?

Really? Cum on, he needs to grow up. Big whooptie fucking doo.

So creative using "cum" to really mean "come."

Back handed compliment... Not accepted.

She was being sarcastic. It's not a compliment.

52- What do you think a back handed compliment is?

52 tried to give clarification when really she needed clarification. Brilliant.

Lmao!
No, but seriously that sucks

Thanks for that inspiring and creative comment...

Thanks for that asshole comment Since when do comments have to be inspiring or creative?

Ask him "why do all the guys yell that?"

And then you say it may have been my first, but it kinda sucked...