About Derangedplanet
just a little blue, not poisonously so. ;D really I'm a kinda a crazy bitch. but I'm also laid back. like the girl who talks for hours and sits on the counter. but also grabs the knife and rips out your abdominal muscles. kidding. mostly. It's confusing, and I'm terrible at making friends so if you talk to me I'll likely talk back. that's just how it is. if you didn't like a comment get over it. I probably meant for you to take whatever offense you did. for random facts that may or may not be useful, you may talk to me. Though note, I am from oregon and you say hi if you give a fuck there; you however will not be appreciated if you creep on me. I have a low tolerance for creeping.
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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • One more and it's business time

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  • I like your style

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  • The Mixer

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    82%
  • Santa Claus

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    67%
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  • YDI Master

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