Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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ChrisPavs 17
AND IT FELT SO GOODDD
kirstyfunnybunny 18
Well at least he enjoyed it
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Comments (164)
izzytakamono 9
THIS GUY IS MY ******* HERO!!!!
Coach11 9
"I Just Had Sex" is by Lonely Island ft. Akon. Not that big of a deal, but wanted to let you know.
FYDS_fml 11
I'm mad because she thinks Akon made this song.
rns3737 3
If it makes you feel any better, the same thing happened to me. Haha!
TMO2142 25
Did he cry the whole time?
alexxxx92 9
doesn't matter had sex
kalbrek009 20
Makes me feel ancient..neither lonely island nor akon existed when I lost mine (back in 1989).
DJDualScreen 4
The naked victory lap has me laughing pretty good right now.
PraiseTheSun 4
Lonely island featuring Akron
afisxfallxchild 9
So? At least it's funny.
rinnybell210 16
Um how is this an FML? That's hilarious.