Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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ChrisPavs 17
AND IT FELT SO GOODDD
kirstyfunnybunny 18
Well at least he enjoyed it
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Comments (164)
newburton13 26
There is a difference between being a legal adult and being an actual one.
wetofour 7
Once when my friend stayed the night I left at like 2 in the morning and later he texted me but my girlfriend at the time replied with just a link to this song
EvilLittleMan 23
I thought he would run around to Chuck Berry's My Ding a Ling.
Catdragon 40
let me guess, his name was brad.
BloodlustOreO 8
Legally. Only legally.
WHTrunner 4
I did the same thing when I lost mine.
pete9913 23
Apparently he was more impressed by your performance than you were by his.
karlyl22 10
''I Just Had Sex' is by Lonely Island featuring Akon. Just saying.
OliverQ 11
What a legend.
hardcorefan16 22
My boyfriend would so do that lol