By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 17:07 - United States - Richmond

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Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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SimplyCyrax 17

Better than my story I ended up in a closet for 3 hours

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Heisenberg666 12

Dang, I was planning to do that when I lost mines. Oh well, I can still play '**** Time' by Green Day just before I do :P

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_imacooldude_ 10

Let him have his fun!(almost) Everyone deserves a celebration after their first time.

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mrBearBear 11

This would be 100x better if other people were home haha

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False_Stupidity 41

I was going to say 'doesn't matter, had sex' but that would sound as bad as the boyfriend.

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tammyp1 7

I did the same thing after I lost mine. Is that not right...?

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