By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

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redbluegreen 40

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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TheSmirkster 0

FIRST the irony of that is not lost on me. That's hella lame though, I'd dump him.

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nitrogirl 0

he's a keeper!!!'

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tencalories 3

I JUST HAD SEX you have to play that song the first time you do your bf just doesn't know how to do it right

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shadow_child 0

YDI for being with an idiot.

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JustinKingr 0

in Soviet Russia, you deserve it for not being an idiot.

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irishfever 0

Dump his ass Sorry :( Try to be more careful... and no one gives a shit that u were first #1

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redbluegreen 40

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

162 5
spannerxox 0

shoulda kicked him in the nuts whilst he was still all fragile down there. that'l teach him!

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lemonseed 0

Dude...He must be...yeaah...and why only 4 months? :(

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