Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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ChrisPavs 17
AND IT FELT SO GOODDD
kirstyfunnybunny 18
Well at least he enjoyed it
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Comments (164)
amm42 9
My boy plays it after sex all the time. It's hilarious!
kev1029 22
I did this my first time too, except for the dancing part
aceking602 11
thats lonely island not akon. akon just appears in it
singlwforlife 22
At least he knows how to have fun. Sounds to me like you have a keeper!
crandel 11
I've always wanted to do that, and I was a legal adult when the song came out. Unfortunately, still haven't gotten laid.
9a_1z 12
Congratulations on the sex! I hope this is one of those jokey FMLs and you're not one of those snooty girls who trys to control their boyfriend's behaviour whenever they look like they're having too much fun.
aleeeex94 8
Woah you're wrong it's The Lonely Island's song. Akon is just on it
bsmallz3 12
this is the appropriate response
mary_13 26
Hey, at least he didn't call his parents right after he was done. ;) Honestly if I was a guy I would do the same thing, that shit is hilarious.
neepmeep 8
Are you a legal adult?