By sleepwalker - United States
  Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

He is telling the truth, literally.

He sure are you that he didn't "sleep with" you (the fun way), too?

I'll bet in real life, you pretend to be afraid of threesomes, but in secret, you've always wanted one. Ambien FTW!