By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 704
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Same thing different taste

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v1kt4r 13

wow, i heard sleepwalking is usually with subconscious intent, OP y do u subconsciously want to sleep in your house-mates bed

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v1kt4r 13

wow, i heard sleepwalking is usually with subconscious intent, OP y do u subconsciously want to sleep in your house-mates bed

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Technically, he's not lying! Geez, women... We hate it when guys lie, and now we hate it when they tell the truth?! We'll never be happy.

Poor OP had a threesome without actually having the threesome. But it's ok OP, at least now you know it's an option!

perdix 29

He is telling the truth, literally. He sure are you that he didn't "sleep with" you (the fun way), too? I'll bet in real life, you pretend to be afraid of threesomes, but in secret, you've always wanted one. Ambien FTW!

DirtyDiana_fml 0