wow, i heard sleepwalking is usually with subconscious intent, OP y do u subconsciously want to sleep in your house-mates bed

awesome and 1st

Freaking idiot.

1 and 2 were posted in the same minute and I love your epic pic

1st!!!!

You sir, are wrong

well you did sleep with him ;)

Technically, he's not lying! Geez, women... We hate it when guys lie, and now we hate it when they tell the truth?! We'll never be happy.

This kinda turned me on.

Nawtee.

then make it to come ture !

how is this an fml you had a threesome

Poor OP had a threesome without actually having the threesome. But it's ok OP, at least now you know it's an option!

He is telling the truth, literally. He sure are you that he didn't "sleep with" you (the fun way), too? I'll bet in real life, you pretend to be afraid of threesomes, but in secret, you've always wanted one. Ambien FTW!

Lmao what a douche.