Intimacy: Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous...

By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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Shoemaster 0

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Sunday 22 November 2009 9:41

well you did sleep with him ;)

v1kt4r 13

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Sunday 22 November 2009 9:28

wow, i heard sleepwalking is usually with subconscious intent, OP y do u subconsciously want to sleep in your house-mates bed

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Sunday 22 November 2009 9:28

wow, i heard sleepwalking is usually with subconscious intent, OP y do u subconsciously want to sleep in your house-mates bed

psyco5000 0

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Sunday 22 November 2009 9:28

awesome and 1st

Zer0_Zer0 0

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Sunday 22 November 2009 15:57

Freaking idiot.

ZleveL 0

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Friday 26 March 2010 4:19

1 and 2 were posted in the same minute and I love your epic pic

psyco5000 0

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Sunday 22 November 2009 9:30

1st!!!!

Kingdutch 3

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Monday 7 December 2009 20:42

You sir, are wrong

Shoemaster 0

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Sunday 22 November 2009 9:41

well you did sleep with him ;)

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

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Sunday 22 November 2009 10:13

Technically, he's not lying! Geez, women... We hate it when guys lie, and now we hate it when they tell the truth?! We'll never be happy.

ReecesPieces 0

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Sunday 22 November 2009 10:22

This kinda turned me on.

Pinkraincoat 18

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Friday 28 March 2014 1:55

Nawtee.

loninessYman 0

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Sunday 22 November 2009 10:46

then make it to come ture !

benshady 0

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Sunday 22 November 2009 11:49

how is this an fml you had a threesome

LoZelda123 20

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Monday 4 January 2016 2:59

Poor OP had a threesome without actually having the threesome. But it's ok OP, at least now you know it's an option!

perdix 29

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Sunday 22 November 2009 12:32

He is telling the truth, literally. He sure are you that he didn't "sleep with" you (the fun way), too? I'll bet in real life, you pretend to be afraid of threesomes, but in secret, you've always wanted one. Ambien FTW!