Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate.... - FML

By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

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Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

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Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 06:42 - France - Cateri

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Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

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By BreakingTheMood - 13/11/2013 18:08 - Finland - Vanda

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Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

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Threesome weirdness

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 02:01

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Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML

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You deserved it 1 226

By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/12/2018 23:00 - United States - University Center

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

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Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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It's not the size that counts

By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

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Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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You deserved it 147

Served and deserved

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 16:00 - United States - University Park

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Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML

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Top comments

CurvyisCool 22

Monday 2 February 2015 22:35

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

marcmaralou 15

Monday 2 February 2015 22:35

they tripped, right?

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19990231 29

Monday 2 February 2015 22:39

Slipping and falling into a ****** is a common problem now days.

janfleury 19

Tuesday 3 February 2015 3:44

I have seen a lot of similar post on here sooooooooooo Yes, yes it is.

jesuis_julie 21

Monday 2 February 2015 22:39

"Accidentally" tell him it's over.

NParks70 8

Monday 2 February 2015 22:41

Sounds entirely plausible to me...

thespiantess 18

Wednesday 4 February 2015 2:28

Yup, I hate it when that happens. Accidentally having sex is such a bummer. Happens to me all the time.

russfml 31

Monday 2 February 2015 22:42

Accidents happen when no one leaves a slippery floor may fall into ****** sign. Haven't people learned yet!? This is a case of neglect people!

Matheo_fml 21

Monday 2 February 2015 22:42

If he truly told you that, then not only he thinks you are stupid but also has no respect and the dicency to say I'm sorry I ****** up... Ditch him quick!

appletreee 30

Monday 2 February 2015 22:42

Accidently move on, OP.

Emmamazing 26

Monday 2 February 2015 22:43

How the hell do you "accidentally" have sex with someone? Maybe you should show him how you can "accidentally" break up with him. OOPS

badmandilon 19

Monday 2 February 2015 23:21

He might have entered the roommate's bed instead of OP's, then she thought it was her own boyfriend and at the and they realized they both were with each other's mate... but it was too late! People make mistakes, you know? XD

Noreason89 6

Tuesday 3 February 2015 1:56

#44 Nice try ops boyfriend

badmandilon 19

Tuesday 3 February 2015 2:05

Haha, come on people! Of course I don't mean my previous comment, I just imagine that might have been the poor excuse of OP's boyfriend :D

SilverZephyr 20

Tuesday 3 February 2015 13:50

#44 I mean... It's not TOO far fetched... But yeah that probably didn't happen

rachelpayne18 15

Monday 2 February 2015 22:44

Oops I accidentally fell and touched your whole body

mikerrrr 5

Tuesday 3 February 2015 7:56

hey wanna snap ?

iAlissa 34

Tuesday 3 February 2015 19:43

Do you want some water to quench your thirst?

royr7395 30

Monday 2 February 2015 22:44

Just like you "accidentally" dumped him? (hopefully)

Emmamazing 26

Monday 2 February 2015 22:46

Well the accidentally kick his ass to the curb

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