itsemilyc
Byron Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Anonymous
Cateri, France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
BreakingTheMood
Vanda, Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Threesome weirdness
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Sad_Happy_Gorl
University Center, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
sleepwalker
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Twisted
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Leo Scofield
🌶️ Spicy
It's not the size that counts
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Anonymous
University Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Served and deserved
Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML
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CurvyisCool 22
"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."
marcmaralou 15
they tripped, right?
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Comments (116)
19990231 29
Slipping and falling into a ****** is a common problem now days.
janfleury 19
I have seen a lot of similar post on here sooooooooooo Yes, yes it is.
jesuis_julie 21
"Accidentally" tell him it's over.
NParks70 8
Sounds entirely plausible to me...
thespiantess 18
Yup, I hate it when that happens. Accidentally having sex is such a bummer. Happens to me all the time.
russfml 31
Accidents happen when no one leaves a slippery floor may fall into ****** sign. Haven't people learned yet!? This is a case of neglect people!
Matheo_fml 21
If he truly told you that, then not only he thinks you are stupid but also has no respect and the dicency to say I'm sorry I ****** up... Ditch him quick!
appletreee 30
Accidently move on, OP.
Emmamazing 26
How the hell do you "accidentally" have sex with someone? Maybe you should show him how you can "accidentally" break up with him. OOPS
badmandilon 19
He might have entered the roommate's bed instead of OP's, then she thought it was her own boyfriend and at the and they realized they both were with each other's mate... but it was too late! People make mistakes, you know? XD
Noreason89 6
#44 Nice try ops boyfriend
badmandilon 19
Haha, come on people! Of course I don't mean my previous comment, I just imagine that might have been the poor excuse of OP's boyfriend :D
SilverZephyr 20
#44 I mean... It's not TOO far fetched... But yeah that probably didn't happen
rachelpayne18 15
Oops I accidentally fell and touched your whole body
mikerrrr 5
hey wanna snap ?
iAlissa 34
Do you want some water to quench your thirst?
royr7395 30
Just like you "accidentally" dumped him? (hopefully)
Emmamazing 26
Well the accidentally kick his ass to the curb