By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 04:03 - United States - Meridian
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Darkness_hate's favorite FMLs
By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley
By gaiakirkland - 15/02/2014 11:18 - Italy - Pompiano
gaiakirkland tells us more.
To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)
By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook
BekkyLove15 tells us more.
Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
By iworkatofficedepothomes - 15/05/2014 12:02 - United States - Laguna Hills