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About Rich443

My greatest dream on FML is to have no one read this. Now to those who read this SCREW YOU KILLER OF DREAMS!!!!!!!!

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Rich443's favorite FMLs

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

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By mael / Tuesday 25 November 2008 08:54 / France

Today, I was walking down the street when I had a coughing fit. The next thing I know I'm being pushed about by a group of guys who were smoking, because they thought I was coughing deliberately to send them a message about smoking being bad. FML

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By Tyler / Monday 3 September 2012 09:37 / Australia - Killara

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By Sarah / Friday 17 August 2012 07:45 / Canada - Penhold

Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML

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