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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Unfortunately, not many of you guys are getting my problem. We have been together for 5yrs. I've had a high sex drive our entire relationship. He watches porn almost every night, after I've gone to the bedroom. We HAVE discussed this... MANY times. He says jacking off is just less work and he'd rather use his hand than undress and have to worry about having sex, therefore being "too spent" for sex for sometimes months at a time. I have no problem with porn or masterbation in general. It can be a healthy, sometimes needed release. But not when your wife is horny all the time, always doing the experimentations you ask for, and you just don't want to take time out of your Play Station time to actually have some intimacy. He was done with me after he got off after less than 3min and instead of asking for a Round 2, which he KNOWS I'm always down for, he went and hid what he was doing.