FML : Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because...

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Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 August 2011 13:00 / United States

Intimacy

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By italianbby | 11

#3127505 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:02

Perv

By yamatelle | 19

#3127597 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:12

Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?

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By italianbby | 11

#3127505 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:02

Perv

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3127550 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:05

and the moral of the story is that it takes two people to have a dirty mind(;

burninnapalm | 5

#3127557 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:06

Well that's what you get for telling him how you like it.

italianbby | 11

#3127574 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:08

I guess just wink at him and walk off.. Ha

mcintosh123 | 15

#3127577 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:08

OP should have a better explanation

IndiRae | 9

#3127585 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:10

I feel like if you say "I like it warm and sticky" you don't need two minds to make it dirty.

changesinme | 0

#3127588 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:10

It seems like you're leading him to think that way, op likes it dirty

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3127596 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:12

Wow, what a loser, he's obviously thinking of you dunked in warm lemonade

yamatelle | 19

#3127597 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:12

Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?

HowAreYouToday | 34

#3127616 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:18

I honestly can't think of a single person who *likes* being sticky

Mr_Chow | 5

#3127617 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:19

Is it weird I got a boner?

enonymous | 8

#3127696 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:42

Im hot sticky sweet from my head to my feet.... Pour some sugar on meeeee

mike101abc | 0

#3127705 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:44

25 there is some weirdness involved.

jayer_hooo | 0

#3127713 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:46

rofl at 19

Chazyj | 4

#3128332 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:13

Zing

JustHello123 | 1

#3128525 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:35

So sad for you op because he's your boss.

sweetandsexy | 0

#3128790 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:12

15,18,19,24
LMAO

DFlit1 | 0

#3128948 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:36

Hey my rugby team one state this past year too... NJ tho lol it's great to c rugby spreading in America

iluvboobies | 9

#3129109 - Thursday 18 August 2011 0:03

1

it takes one to see one

italianbby | 11

#3129783 - Thursday 18 August 2011 1:26

Haha ya it's pretty sweet, I just went to the USA vs Canada game, a bunch of my friends play for the USA team

italianbby | 11

#3130423 - Thursday 18 August 2011 4:04

Coming from iluvboobies...

baconftw | 9

#3130710 - Thursday 18 August 2011 5:07

I'm not the only ome who likes it warm and sticky then.

IndiRae | 9

#3130807 - Thursday 18 August 2011 5:28

179- Heck no. Warm and sticky is the only way I like it. My bacon that is.

red1355 | 6

#3133197 - Thursday 18 August 2011 12:17

Prude!!!

misssscarter21 | 1

#3134286 - Thursday 18 August 2011 17:28

No kidding to the comment bout iluvboobies.. 170

jakeJ98 | 0

#3137123 - Friday 19 August 2011 5:23

Hey justhello 123 message me:)

Iheartfunny | 1

#3145036 - Saturday 20 August 2011 8:20

12-pffft only twelve inches:)

shooterbuddy | 8

#3277248 - Monday 12 September 2011 15:10

Hi sexy

MiniNub | 16

#6561529 - Thursday 17 March 2016 23:21

yea. he reacted cause a girl said that. He may have reacted differently, but he would have even if it was a guy.

By cwissi | 5

#3127516 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:03

Oh god

gojira666 | 7

#3127675 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:34

He'll make you hot and sticky all right

JTHolloway200 | 0

#3127702 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:43

how would you be wet if your cold

cwissi | 5

#3127714 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:46

Good question.

cwissi | 5

#3127747 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:58

46 I read your about me as I am the rapist in training xD

FUGYU | 2

#3127781 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:10

42, it's maybe already humid. And when humid air gets cold, you get condensation :D

JTHolloway200 | 0

#3128420 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:30

haha maybe

ginger123456789 | 0

#3129155 - Thursday 18 August 2011 0:11

Great opportunity for a promotion!

commietaco | 0

#3134504 - Thursday 18 August 2011 18:21

holy shit, there is two of you...guys, there's two of......her...........yeaaaaa

blueyekai | 17

#6568829 - Monday 28 March 2016 0:09

I'm very sorry for this, but That's. What. She. Said.

By agaba | 0

#3127522 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:03

That's just creepy

By krysxkatastrophe | 14

#3127534 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:04

Just go with it!

ariannaa_fml | 17

#3127726 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:52

I posted that in another fml.

flockz | 19

#3127735 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:55

thats what a man told me when i woke up next to him in a bed after i got drugged in a bar...

krysxkatastrophe | 14

#3127742 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:57

Congratulations?

flockz | 19

#3127771 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:06

for what? is it my birthday!?!?!? :D

EvilPotato | 14

#3127815 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:22

flockz strikes again!

krysxkatastrophe | 14

#3127817 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:22

It could be. Now I have to figure out how to get into the cake I'll jump out of....

mgsoloist | 14

#3127930 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:56

Exactly. I see a potential raise in her future. And not just his dick.

May525XoXo | 8

#3128183 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:43

Love that movie!

eminemchick | 19

#3128359 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:24

71 you look like one of those superheroes from "kickass"

saraheve1188 | 5

#3128934 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:34

Raise? ;)

clairesucks | 37

#6359003 - Thursday 23 July 2015 17:15

#145 I don't think OPs salary is the only thing being raised :P

By EmilyJoSmyth | 4

#3127544 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:05

Lol, sucks for you

jmk1469 | 5

#3127807 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:20

what a creepy guy.

themacuser | 0

#3129868 - Thursday 18 August 2011 1:43

hide yo wives, hide yo kids and hide yo husbands coz they B rapin ur body out here!

123amanda123 | 14

#3130185 - Thursday 18 August 2011 3:01

I would be slightly worried to go back to work .... defiantly fyl

samsea | 5

#3132260 - Thursday 18 August 2011 8:55

She could be sucking soon.

By RouletteRed | 6

#3127551 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:05

That could be his preference in temperature. Unlikely but cpuld be lol

pieintheface | 0

#3130657 - Thursday 18 August 2011 4:57

Stupid, or just Troll?

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#3130698 - Thursday 18 August 2011 5:06

176- nah that's just how actors speak in our time period these days :|

By Skinnynikki | 4

#3127554 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:06

Hahaha that soo funny. I would stop and widen my eyes and slowly look his way afraid. At least you didn't get in trouble or anything.

johnnybagodonuts | 2

#3127812 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:21

Thanks for taking us through that, step by step

poor_brown_eyes | 0

#3127927 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:56

at first look I thought you were hot. you're not.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#3128150 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:37

Don't diss her like that. This isn't eHarmony. It's irrelevant to think she's hot or not. Besides, she's just 14...

hunkypenguin2007 | 2

#3128199 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:46

Haha

sematariux | 7

#3128209 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:47

Fail

By charlie43 | 1

#3127570 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:07

he shoulda yelled that's what she said

DinorawrMonster | 5

#3127911 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:53

He should have said, "Can you say that in a sexy voice?". :3

guitargoddess89 | 3

#3128203 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:46

if she had a boss like Michael Scott, he probably did lol

By RyNo24 | 4

#3127573 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:08

A/C dries the air...

akayc32 | 0

#3127642 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:25

I was waiting for someone to say that..

sourgirl101 | 25

#3127891 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:50

11 is so right! The best way to dry paint faster is not opening the windows, it's to crank up the A/C. Fumes will go away faster after the paint is dry.(:

By megapeyt | 17

#3127581 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:09

I hate it when that happens, you say one thing and it gets taken completely the wrong way!

xDMACx12 | 7

#3127667 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:32

does it say NSU to the right of the face on your profile pic?

VeganVampyre | 26

#3128022 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:12

That happens to me constantly. My guy friends all seem amazingly able to turn anything I say into something sexual, no matter what I actually mean. >:(