Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML
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italianbby
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Perv
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yamatelle
| 19
Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?
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italianbby
| 11
Perv
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
and the moral of the story is that it takes two people to have a dirty mind(;
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burninnapalm
| 5
Well that's what you get for telling him how you like it.
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italianbby
| 11
I guess just wink at him and walk off.. Ha
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mcintosh123
| 15
OP should have a better explanation
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IndiRae
| 9
I feel like if you say "I like it warm and sticky" you don't need two minds to make it dirty.
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changesinme
| 0
It seems like you're leading him to think that way, op likes it dirty
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Wow, what a loser, he's obviously thinking of you dunked in warm lemonade
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yamatelle
| 19
Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
I honestly can't think of a single person who *likes* being sticky
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Mr_Chow
| 5
Is it weird I got a boner?
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enonymous
| 8
Im hot sticky sweet from my head to my feet.... Pour some sugar on meeeee
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mike101abc
| 0
25 there is some weirdness involved.
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jayer_hooo
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rofl at 19
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Chazyj
| 4
Zing
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JustHello123
| 1
So sad for you op because he's your boss.
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sweetandsexy
| 0
15,18,19,24
LMAO
LMAO
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DFlit1
| 0
Hey my rugby team one state this past year too... NJ tho lol it's great to c rugby spreading in America
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iluvboobies
| 9
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it takes one to see one
it takes one to see one
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italianbby
| 11
Haha ya it's pretty sweet, I just went to the USA vs Canada game, a bunch of my friends play for the USA team
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italianbby
| 11
Coming from iluvboobies...
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baconftw
| 9
I'm not the only ome who likes it warm and sticky then.
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IndiRae
| 9
179- Heck no. Warm and sticky is the only way I like it. My bacon that is.
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red1355
| 6
Prude!!!
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misssscarter21
| 1
No kidding to the comment bout iluvboobies.. 170
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jakeJ98
| 0
Hey justhello 123 message me:)
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Iheartfunny
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12-pffft only twelve inches:)
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shooterbuddy
| 8
Hi sexy
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MiniNub
| 16
yea. he reacted cause a girl said that. He may have reacted differently, but he would have even if it was a guy.
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cwissi
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Oh god
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gojira666
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He'll make you hot and sticky all right
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JTHolloway200
| 0
how would you be wet if your cold
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cwissi
| 5
Good question.
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cwissi
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46 I read your about me as I am the rapist in training xD
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FUGYU
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42, it's maybe already humid. And when humid air gets cold, you get condensation :D
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JTHolloway200
| 0
haha maybe
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ginger123456789
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Great opportunity for a promotion!
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commietaco
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holy shit, there is two of you...guys, there's two of......her...........yeaaaaa
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blueyekai
| 17
I'm very sorry for this, but That's. What. She. Said.
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agaba
| 0
That's just creepy
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krysxkatastrophe
| 14
Just go with it!
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ariannaa_fml
| 17
I posted that in another fml.
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flockz
| 19
thats what a man told me when i woke up next to him in a bed after i got drugged in a bar...
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krysxkatastrophe
| 14
Congratulations?
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flockz
| 19
for what? is it my birthday!?!?!? :D
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EvilPotato
| 14
flockz strikes again!
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krysxkatastrophe
| 14
It could be. Now I have to figure out how to get into the cake I'll jump out of....
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mgsoloist
| 14
Exactly. I see a potential raise in her future. And not just his dick.
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May525XoXo
| 8
Love that movie!
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eminemchick
| 19
71 you look like one of those superheroes from "kickass"
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saraheve1188
| 5
Raise? ;)
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clairesucks
| 37
#145 I don't think OPs salary is the only thing being raised :P
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EmilyJoSmyth
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Lol, sucks for you
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jmk1469
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what a creepy guy.
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themacuser
| 0
hide yo wives, hide yo kids and hide yo husbands coz they B rapin ur body out here!
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123amanda123
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I would be slightly worried to go back to work .... defiantly fyl
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samsea
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She could be sucking soon.
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RouletteRed
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That could be his preference in temperature. Unlikely but cpuld be lol
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pieintheface
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Stupid, or just Troll?
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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176- nah that's just how actors speak in our time period these days :|
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Skinnynikki
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Hahaha that soo funny. I would stop and widen my eyes and slowly look his way afraid. At least you didn't get in trouble or anything.
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johnnybagodonuts
| 2
Thanks for taking us through that, step by step
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poor_brown_eyes
| 2
at first look I thought you were hot. you're not.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Don't diss her like that. This isn't eHarmony. It's irrelevant to think she's hot or not. Besides, she's just 14...
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hunkypenguin2007
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Haha
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sematariux
| 7
Fail
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charlie43
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he shoulda yelled that's what she said
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DinorawrMonster
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He should have said, "Can you say that in a sexy voice?". :3
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guitargoddess89
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if she had a boss like Michael Scott, he probably did lol
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RyNo24
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A/C dries the air...
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akayc32
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I was waiting for someone to say that..
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sourgirl101
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11 is so right! The best way to dry paint faster is not opening the windows, it's to crank up the A/C. Fumes will go away faster after the paint is dry.(:
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megapeyt
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I hate it when that happens, you say one thing and it gets taken completely the wrong way!
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xDMACx12
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does it say NSU to the right of the face on your profile pic?
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VeganVampyre
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That happens to me constantly. My guy friends all seem amazingly able to turn anything I say into something sexual, no matter what I actually mean. >:(
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Enslaved
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And I hate it when I completely take it the wrong way! Lol