By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 13:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML
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yamatelle 19

Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?

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LiveLaughFML 10

and the moral of the story is that it takes two people to have a dirty mind(;

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burninnapalm 5

Well that's what you get for telling him how you like it.

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italianbby 11

I guess just wink at him and walk off.. Ha

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IndiRae 9

I feel like if you say "I like it warm and sticky" you don't need two minds to make it dirty.

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changesinme 0

It seems like you're leading him to think that way, op likes it dirty

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Wow, what a loser, he's obviously thinking of you dunked in warm lemonade

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yamatelle 19

Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?

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HowAreYouToday 34

I honestly can't think of a single person who *likes* being sticky

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enonymous 8

Im hot sticky sweet from my head to my feet.... Pour some sugar on meeeee

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mike101abc 0

25 there is some weirdness involved.

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DFlit1 0

Hey my rugby team one state this past year too... NJ tho lol it's great to c rugby spreading in America

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iluvboobies 9

1 it takes one to see one

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italianbby 11

Haha ya it's pretty sweet, I just went to the USA vs Canada game, a bunch of my friends play for the USA team

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baconftw 9

I'm not the only ome who likes it warm and sticky then.

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IndiRae 9

179- Heck no. Warm and sticky is the only way I like it. My bacon that is.

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misssscarter21 1

No kidding to the comment bout iluvboobies.. 170

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jakeJ98 0

Hey justhello 123 message me:)

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MiniNub 16

yea. he reacted cause a girl said that. He may have reacted differently, but he would have even if it was a guy.

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JTHolloway200 0

how would you be wet if your cold

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cwissi 5

46 I read your about me as I am the rapist in training xD

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FUGYU 2

42, it's maybe already humid. And when humid air gets cold, you get condensation :D

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commietaco 0

holy shit, there is two of you...guys, there's two of......her...........yeaaaaa

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blueyekai 17

I'm very sorry for this, but That's. What. She. Said.

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ariannaa_fml 17

I posted that in another fml.

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flockz 19

thats what a man told me when i woke up next to him in a bed after i got drugged in a bar...

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flockz 19

for what? is it my birthday!?!?!? :D

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krysxkatastrophe 14

It could be. Now I have to figure out how to get into the cake I'll jump out of....

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mgsoloist 14

Exactly. I see a potential raise in her future. And not just his dick.

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eminemchick 19

71 you look like one of those superheroes from "kickass"

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clairesucks 37

#145 I don't think OPs salary is the only thing being raised :P

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themacuser 0

hide yo wives, hide yo kids and hide yo husbands coz they B rapin ur body out here!

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123amanda123 14

I would be slightly worried to go back to work .... defiantly fyl

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RouletteRed 6

That could be his preference in temperature. Unlikely but cpuld be lol

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

176- nah that's just how actors speak in our time period these days :|

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Skinnynikki 4

Hahaha that soo funny. I would stop and widen my eyes and slowly look his way afraid. At least you didn't get in trouble or anything.

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johnnybagodonuts 2

Thanks for taking us through that, step by step

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poor_brown_eyes 2

at first look I thought you were hot. you're not.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Don't diss her like that. This isn't eHarmony. It's irrelevant to think she's hot or not. Besides, she's just 14...

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DinorawrMonster 5

He should have said, "Can you say that in a sexy voice?". :3

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guitargoddess89 3

if she had a boss like Michael Scott, he probably did lol

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akayc32 0

I was waiting for someone to say that..

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sourgirl101 28

11 is so right! The best way to dry paint faster is not opening the windows, it's to crank up the A/C. Fumes will go away faster after the paint is dry.(:

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megapeyt 17

I hate it when that happens, you say one thing and it gets taken completely the wrong way!

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xDMACx12 7

does it say NSU to the right of the face on your profile pic?

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VeganVampyre 26

That happens to me constantly. My guy friends all seem amazingly able to turn anything I say into something sexual, no matter what I actually mean. >:(

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Enslaved 36

And I hate it when I completely take it the wrong way! Lol

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