Thanks, but…

By howtragic - 17/08/2011 12:13 - Australia

Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 605
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LiveLaughFML 10

#9 "at first, i was curious as to whether or not i should accept his friend invite at first. afterall, i didn't know him in person. but once i saw 10 Mutual Friends, he stole my heart."


In 20 years kids will ask their mothers "how did you meet daddy", and the response will be.... It all started when your father added me on Facebook!

LiveLaughFML 10

#9 "at first, i was curious as to whether or not i should accept his friend invite at first. afterall, i didn't know him in person. but once i saw 10 Mutual Friends, he stole my heart."

Spam him with random events, tell him he has to go. That'll learn him

HowAreYouToday 34

Learn him? Is he a subject now? -_- I'm no grammar Nazi, but that's pathetic.

IndiRae 9

24- Get your head out if your ass. There's nothing wrong with saying 'that'll learn him'

Actually divorce his ass because they're married...

LiveLaughFML 10

the only thing #20 needs to "learn" is to keep his junk in his trunk!

bfsd42 20

33. 'Learn him' is terrible grammar. You teach someone so they can learn. I could teach you some basic English so maybe you can learn the language.

IndiRae 9

58- Alright dude. We could go back and forth all day. Where I live there's absolutely been nothing wrong with it, and thanks, but clearly I know English.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

'That'll learn em' is an expression or colloquialism commonly used in North America. It is not incorrect in casual conversation.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

And apparently in Ireland as well, my bad. Wherever it's used, it is obviously correct. FML has far too many grammar nazis. Casual language is fluid and alive, it should not be rigid and tasteless. We're not writing a ******* English paper here.

Holy balls does no one get the joke? Maybe they should get some sense of humor... That'll learn e'm.

Ugh facebook, I hate facebook, it has always sucked it shall always suck.

SirObvious 1
12dcevin 5

Vent isn't a good social service either.

pepsilove_fml 4

it's time to declare ur single on facebook! once it's on facebook, it's all official :))

SpeechQween94 14

I've heard plenty of Irishmen say "learned" in that form. It's very common and totally correct.

brokemysoul 0

Divorce him on Facebook and then change your status to single :) that will teach him a lesson!

LiveLaughFML 10

you're the child of a cool cat. consider yourself accepted.

LiveLaughFML 10

what? this was meant to be posted on the OTHER FML! sorry bout that guys :( this App is really confusing at times...

He's making a point, op more than likely is not innocent here. or he's taking the first step after a bad argument.

He's just trying to look good in front of her family.

Elisabetha Aarron 18

How is it sweet post on social media to look goos in front of others but to ignore them in real life?

bbmanrock 3
highlandrabbit 1

haha humans and their technology

I agree, this is just one more example of how Facebook screws with peoples lives.

HowAreYouToday 34

Heh heh I use the term "humans" as well. But that's because I'm a homunculus. Haha

flockz 19

40- are u wanting to get probed?

-46, Flockz, you know you don't want me horny, you wont like me when I'm horny.

tylersign 11

^ I think I love this conversation. And your picture. "GTFO bitch, I'm doing science" xD

sxe_beast 11

@16- Its not Facebook's fault that people have no self control. Like most things Facebook is okay in moderation. Its an extremely helpful tool ^_^

eminemchick 19

40- at least he isnt a gay fish D:

-79 I take that extremely offensive as I am a bisexual. DIE, bitch, DIE

It's easier to make stuff up on the internet.

He's not making it up, he's copy/pasting it from google.

In that case, it's easier to plagiarize someone else's made up story, posting it on Facebook so everyone thinks you have a healthy marriage, eating a doughnut, and watching ****, which brings me to conclude that, while women can fake orgasms, men can fake love.

well theres a reason why hes not talking to you, maybe you got your tongue peirced lately and sound annoying.

IndiRae 9

Failed attempt at a previous FML reference.

IndiRae 9

Wasn't being funny. Just pointing something out.

thank you captain obvious. its not supposed to be the same as the other fml.

If it's not a reference to another FML, then it's just another stupid, boring comment

i didnt know pixels could be stupid. thanks for letting me know that though, i have. a dead pixel on my screen. ill call him sleepy.

Is that really the best you can do? I didn't think you were that stupid.

i can do way worse, but your insults are stupid and i still dont care. maybe if you try a little harder ill give you a good faith effort. i want to see how many thumbs down this comment gets too, cuz i care hahaha.

Tongue piercing? Only sound that makes is slobbering and gaging noises...

IndiRae 9

71- Tounge piercing. Not ********.

agree 75. i didnt know a tongue peircing could gag you. @71

chickenwalrus 14

sounds like a solid relationship.

Go to couples therapy? Or try to start a conversation with him, if he doesn't respond just keep talking. Silent treatment is a reward.