In 20 years kids will ask their mothers "how did you meet daddy", and the response will be.... It all started when your father added me on Facebook!

Poke him. That ought'a teach him.

#9 "at first, i was curious as to whether or not i should accept his friend invite at first. afterall, i didn't know him in person. but once i saw 10 Mutual Friends, he stole my heart."

Spam him with random events, tell him he has to go. That'll learn him

Learn him? Is he a subject now? -_- I'm no grammar Nazi, but that's pathetic.

24- Get your head out if your ass. There's nothing wrong with saying 'that'll learn him'

Actually divorce his ass because they're married...

the only thing #20 needs to "learn" is to keep his junk in his trunk!

33. 'Learn him' is terrible grammar. You teach someone so they can learn. I could teach you some basic English so maybe you can learn the language.

58- Alright dude. We could go back and forth all day. Where I live there's absolutely been nothing wrong with it, and thanks, but clearly I know English.

'That'll learn em' is an expression or colloquialism commonly used in North America. It is not incorrect in casual conversation.

And apparently in Ireland as well, my bad. Wherever it's used, it is obviously correct. FML has far too many grammar nazis. Casual language is fluid and alive, it should not be rigid and tasteless. We're not writing a ******* English paper here.

Holy balls does no one get the joke? Maybe they should get some sense of humor... That'll learn e'm.

seriously, 24?

Ugh facebook, I hate facebook, it has always sucked it shall always suck.

Is it because you use vent?

WHY EVERYBODY SO MAD?!?!?!

Vent isn't a good social service either.

number 114 has the best response ever (:

it's time to declare ur single on facebook! once it's on facebook, it's all official :))

I've heard plenty of Irishmen say "learned" in that form. It's very common and totally correct.

Divorce him on Facebook and then change your status to single :) that will teach him a lesson!

20 and 94 lol

what? this was meant to be posted on the OTHER FML! sorry bout that guys :( this App is really confusing at times...

No it isn't. He's a jerk - dump him op

He's making a point, op more than likely is not innocent here. or he's taking the first step after a bad argument.

He's just trying to look good in front of her family.

How is it sweet post on social media to look goos in front of others but to ignore them in real life?

I agree, this is just one more example of how Facebook screws with peoples lives.

Heh heh I use the term "humans" as well. But that's because I'm a homunculus. Haha

-27 You're a gay alien?

40- are u wanting to get probed?

-46, Flockz, you know you don't want me horny, you wont like me when I'm horny.

^ I think I love this conversation. And your picture. "GTFO bitch, I'm doing science" xD

STFU TYLERSIGN I'M DOING SCIENCE

@16- Its not Facebook's fault that people have no self control. Like most things Facebook is okay in moderation. Its an extremely helpful tool ^_^

40- at least he isnt a gay fish D:

-79 I take that extremely offensive as I am a bisexual. DIE, bitch, DIE

and what r u an app

He's not making it up, he's copy/pasting it from google.

In that case, it's easier to plagiarize someone else's made up story, posting it on Facebook so everyone thinks you have a healthy marriage, eating a doughnut, and watching ****, which brings me to conclude that, while women can fake orgasms, men can fake love.

Failed attempt at a previous FML reference.

failed attempt at being funny.

Wasn't being funny. Just pointing something out.

thank you captain obvious. its not supposed to be the same as the other fml.

If it's not a reference to another FML, then it's just another stupid, boring comment

i didnt know pixels could be stupid. thanks for letting me know that though, i have. a dead pixel on my screen. ill call him sleepy.

Is that really the best you can do? I didn't think you were that stupid.

i can do way worse, but your insults are stupid and i still dont care. maybe if you try a little harder ill give you a good faith effort. i want to see how many thumbs down this comment gets too, cuz i care hahaha.

Tongue piercing? Only sound that makes is slobbering and gaging noises...

71- Tounge piercing. Not ********.

agree 75. i didnt know a tongue peircing could gag you. @71