By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 11:49 - United States

Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML
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KeannaLove 32

He was just marking his territory.

hapetreefriend 1



No, the pressure of being in the boss' chair gave OP too much pressure to handle.

raraisbang 12

But what if it's not sweat at all... Boss man not make it to the bathroom? Shame on him!

xblair 11

^ disgusting much?

RedPillSucks 31

Jizz on the chair! Jizz on the chair! Looking like a fool with that jizz on the chair!

Sounds like the boss suffers from SWAS: Sweaty Ass Syndrome

Thats just "Sas" lol fail overload...

KeannaLove 32

He was just marking his territory.

On the chair, or did he know OP would sit there?

hapetreefriend 1


I'm not sure why this comment is being thumbed down. Not much more is needed to be said. "Eewwwww" sums this up perfectly.

It was the chair crying.

dsbs 9

Hmm do you like fish sticks?

thejewishfuhrer 17

What does this have to do with anything?

Does that comment make sense to anyone?!?

"Look, it's Tom Cruise packing fudge!"

LO388 7

90 - "Daaad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet... now John Travolta is in there too."

I'm not a gay fish!

Xquisite1 28

Butt crack sweat perhaps?

Was it cause you were excited or does your boss have huge sweaty kahunas.

dougierocks 13

That's cajones...

KiddNYC1O 20

That's cojones.

89 is there an echo in here? I got it.

It's actually cajones... Haha jk that made me lol

smydiwannafthata 5

Ewwww. Ewwwww.ewwwww. Ewwwww.

You forgot one last "Ew."

1crabbygirl 10

Girls sweat up a bed, guys sweat up a chair. Got it. I am learning so much this week. Thanks, OP, and thanks Jena Dunham.

ddeathbombb 5

Sometimes a man can't make it in time

Your in his territory.

People don't even try