By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 11:49 - United States

Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML
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KeannaLove 32

He was just marking his territory.

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hapetreefriend 1

Ewwwww

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a_purple_orange 4
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No, the pressure of being in the boss' chair gave OP too much pressure to handle.

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raraisbang 12

But what if it's not sweat at all... Boss man not make it to the bathroom? Shame on him!

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xblair 11

^ disgusting much?

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RedPillSucks 31

Jizz on the chair! Jizz on the chair! Looking like a fool with that jizz on the chair!

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AlkaliSam 6
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Sounds like the boss suffers from SWAS: Sweaty Ass Syndrome

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Edwinadii 4
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Thats just "Sas" lol fail overload...

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KeannaLove 32

He was just marking his territory.

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a_purple_orange 4
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On the chair, or did he know OP would sit there?

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hapetreefriend 1

Ewwwww

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iLickRainbows 2
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I'm not sure why this comment is being thumbed down. Not much more is needed to be said. "Eewwwww" sums this up perfectly.

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hiitisbrooke 26
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It was the chair crying.

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dsbs 9

Hmm do you like fish sticks?

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thejewishfuhrer 17

What does this have to do with anything?

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Jumpingmal2 7
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Does that comment make sense to anyone?!?

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daminantion 14
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"Look, it's Tom Cruise packing fudge!"

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LO388 7

90 - "Daaad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet... now John Travolta is in there too."

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kathbutter 12
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I'm not a gay fish!

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Xquisite1 28

Butt crack sweat perhaps?

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StanSmith_fml 9
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Was it cause you were excited or does your boss have huge sweaty kahunas.

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dougierocks 13

That's cajones...

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's cojones.

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StanSmith_fml 9
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89 is there an echo in here? I got it.

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wowthatissad 9
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It's actually cajones... Haha jk that made me lol

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smydiwannafthata 5

Ewwww. Ewwwww.ewwwww. Ewwwww.

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SliceOfCake 9
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You forgot one last "Ew."

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1crabbygirl 10

Girls sweat up a bed, guys sweat up a chair. Got it. I am learning so much this week. Thanks, OP, and thanks Jena Dunham.

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ddeathbombb 5

Sometimes a man can't make it in time

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ohrlly7457 7
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Your in his territory.

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warsun 27
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People don't even try

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