ball sweat?

No, the pressure of being in the boss' chair gave OP too much pressure to handle.

Ass sweat.

Swamp butt!

But what if it's not sweat at all... Boss man not make it to the bathroom? Shame on him!

Anal Leakage.

^ disgusting much?

Jizz on the chair! Jizz on the chair! Looking like a fool with that jizz on the chair!

Sounds like the boss suffers from SWAS: Sweaty Ass Syndrome

Thats just "Sas" lol fail overload...

He was just marking his territory.

On the chair, or did he know OP would sit there?

What's up

Ewwwww

I'm not sure why this comment is being thumbed down. Not much more is needed to be said. "Eewwwww" sums this up perfectly.

It was the chair crying.

Hmm do you like fish sticks?

No!

What does this have to do with anything?

Does that comment make sense to anyone?!?

"Look, it's Tom Cruise packing fudge!"

90 - "Daaad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet... now John Travolta is in there too."

I'm not a gay fish!

Butt crack sweat perhaps?

Was it cause you were excited or does your boss have huge sweaty kahunas.

That's cajones...

That's cojones.

89 is there an echo in here? I got it.

It's actually cajones... Haha jk that made me lol

Ewwww. Ewwwww.ewwwww. Ewwwww.

You forgot one last "Ew."

Girls sweat up a bed, guys sweat up a chair. Got it. I am learning so much this week. Thanks, OP, and thanks Jena Dunham.

Sometimes a man can't make it in time

Your in his territory.

You're. YOU ARE

People don't even try