By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada 7 1 77 21 Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML I agree, your life sucks 58 909 You deserved it 12 224 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States 4 2 5 30 Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML I agree, your life sucks 27 832 You deserved it 7 305 Tweet Share
By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States 33 13 69 122 Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML I agree, your life sucks 712 You deserved it 1 573 Tweet Share