By fabz - 27/11/2015 12:39 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
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mds9986 24

Hopefully he doesn't follow you into the bathroom to make sure you shake it right.

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Tripartita 44
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I can sympathize with him. Lights are really hard until you get this one weird trick down: if a light has been properly turned on, you'll notice the bulb in the circuit completed by the switch emitting light.

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Vanimal 13
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Hope you boss doesn't do this for everything you do! Good luck!

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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He may just have OCD

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higgysaurus 18
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Is it too much of a stretch to think he was joking?

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mds9986 24

Hopefully he doesn't follow you into the bathroom to make sure you shake it right.

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Jason89 14
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so if OP shakes just once and his boss shakes atleast twice, he's playing with it? lol

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liquifiednate 21

No matter how much you shake and wiggle there will always be a dribble

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kaybows 14
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Taking the definition of boss to a whole new level.

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darksoul43 11
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These type of people are so annoying. Why hire people in the first place if they would eventually do everything by themselves?

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countryb_cth 38

Some may have no control over it if they have anxiety or OCD. It may be annoying to some but they can't help it.

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amberthebear 7
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I never knew there was a right way to turn on a light.

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NeatNit 32
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it's called OCD and it is not logic-based

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kbecks87 16
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#29 you don't know that the boss has OCD, he could just be a jerk

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WhoopteDo 26
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I'm not sure all the lights are on in his head, maybe flip him on and off again to make sure.

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False_Stupidity 41
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I'm sure that flipping his boss off would get OP fired.

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oiler 21
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Damn, hes a new species

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ihartmytdi 23
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Closet OCD maybe?

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FMLusername969 21

OCD? YES! In the closet? NOOOO...

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FMLusername969 21

OCD? YES! In the closet? NOOOOOOO...

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wellthisisntgood 19
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That was my first thought.

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Tripartita 44
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I can sympathize with him. Lights are really hard until you get this one weird trick down: if a light has been properly turned on, you'll notice the bulb in the circuit completed by the switch emitting light.

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UserError94 18

Holy shit, I feel like I've been living in the dark til now

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Tripartita 44
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Here's another tip: try cooking things in pans instead of just placing or pouring them directly on the stove. It's easier and cleaner, too!

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ShyVi 18
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I've been cooking wrong all this time.

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lexred 30
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What if he comes to your home to check if you are doing it correctly with your wife?

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philosophicallll 25
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Now why would that happen?

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