Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
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mds9986
| 24
Hopefully he doesn't follow you into the bathroom to make sure you shake it right.
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Tripartita
| 44
I can sympathize with him. Lights are really hard until you get this one weird trick down: if a light has been properly turned on, you'll notice the bulb in the circuit completed by the switch emitting light.
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Vanimal
| 13
Hope you boss doesn't do this for everything you do! Good luck!
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crudeandrudeguy
| 29
He may just have OCD
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higgysaurus
| 18
Is it too much of a stretch to think he was joking?
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mds9986
| 24
Hopefully he doesn't follow you into the bathroom to make sure you shake it right.
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Jason89
| 14
so if OP shakes just once and his boss shakes atleast twice, he's playing with it? lol
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liquifiednate
| 21
No matter how much you shake and wiggle there will always be a dribble
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kaybows
| 14
Taking the definition of boss to a whole new level.
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darksoul43
| 11
These type of people are so annoying. Why hire people in the first place if they would eventually do everything by themselves?
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countryb_cth
| 38
Some may have no control over it if they have anxiety or OCD. It may be annoying to some but they can't help it.
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amberthebear
| 7
I never knew there was a right way to turn on a light.
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NeatNit
| 32
it's called OCD and it is not logic-based
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kbecks87
| 16
#29 you don't know that the boss has OCD, he could just be a jerk
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WhoopteDo
| 26
I'm not sure all the lights are on in his head, maybe flip him on and off again to make sure.
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False_Stupidity
| 41
I'm sure that flipping his boss off would get OP fired.
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oiler
| 21
Damn, hes a new species
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ihartmytdi
| 23
Closet OCD maybe?
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FMLusername969
| 21
OCD? YES! In the closet? NOOOO...
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FMLusername969
| 21
OCD?
YES!
In the closet?
NOOOOOOO...
YES!
In the closet?
NOOOOOOO...
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wellthisisntgood
| 19
That was my first thought.
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Tripartita
| 44
I can sympathize with him. Lights are really hard until you get this one weird trick down: if a light has been properly turned on, you'll notice the bulb in the circuit completed by the switch emitting light.
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UserError94
| 18
Holy shit, I feel like I've been living in the dark til now
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Tripartita
| 44
Here's another tip: try cooking things in pans instead of just placing or pouring them directly on the stove. It's easier and cleaner, too!
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ShyVi
| 18
I've been cooking wrong all this time.
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lexred
| 30
What if he comes to your home to check if you are doing it correctly with your wife?
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philosophicallll
| 25
Now why would that happen?