
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
By FML.. /
Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 /
China
I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...