Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
By FML.. / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China
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By  LLsuperfly  |  0

How can you be dating a hispanic guy and not even know the most basic spanish?
Or why did it not occur to you to verify what your friend?
Did you not connect pollo with poultry? frito with fried?
the sheer stupidity...

  Angcrad  |  17

Actually, it's "fóllame" with the double L pronounced as the letter 'Y' in the word "you".

"Jódeme" could be translated as "fuck me over", "fuck me up" or "annoy me" while the phrase "No me jodas" means something along the lines of "Are you kidding me?"

By  Angelol_fml  |  0

umm, well you could've noticed the pollo from el pollo loco, do they have those in china?

Well, after you guys were done you could've went to a kfc or something and see how turned on he REALLY gets