FML : Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it...

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FML.. - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China

Chicken in your bed

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By TBD3 | 0

#88381 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong.

I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

By SundayNight_fml | 0

#803274 - Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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By TBD3 | 0

#88381 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong.

I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

ivyy | 0

#811362 - Sunday 31 January 2010 3:47

omg I did the same exact thing!

aethum | 0

#851282 - Saturday 13 February 2010 9:42

FRIED CHICKEN, FRIEF CHICKEN, OH FUCK FRIIIIIIIIEF CHIIIIIIVKEERRRRN!!!!!

Nick_1993 | 2

#1550776 - Friday 15 October 2010 11:36

haha i did that to

pieisgood125 | 4

#2155482 - Sunday 6 March 2011 14:27

hahaha

russianraccoon | 0

#3783748 - Sunday 25 December 2011 1:49

Exactly what I did the first time

alphatoomega | 21

#5289105 - Friday 28 December 2012 16:40

Me too!

teotsi | 28

#5858363 - Friday 14 February 2014 22:27

Then I read it once again cause I hadn't noticed that until I saw your comment...

By ForestFire0 | 1

#88391 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:08

Maybe he just thought you have good taste in food. Fried chicken is delicious

saxman45 | 0

#1952793 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:08

Maybe he also thinks you are black lol

ItsOkayImWhite | 0

#2522563 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 7:20

^this.

By ladedum | 0

#88395 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:09

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

palltaru | 0

#2072845 - Saturday 12 February 2011 1:53

wats the FML here? Everybody likes fried chicken.

By TurtleGenius | 0

#88397 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:09

Well. I hope you like fried chicken, then.

By Ender_ | 0

#88398 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:09

haha. That's funny. Your boyfriend must really think you love fried chicken now.

HerpaderpMeg | 12

#3291722 - Thursday 15 September 2011 3:45

your son, is ADORABLE.

Jacksparrow72 | 21

#5306534 - Thursday 3 January 2013 5:49

Hahaha.

Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#5721985 - Saturday 19 October 2013 7:08

FRIED CHICKEN

By LLsuperfly | 0

#88404 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:10

How can you be dating a hispanic guy and not even know the most basic spanish?
Or why did it not occur to you to verify what your friend?
Did you not connect pollo with poultry? frito with fried?
the sheer stupidity...

By dontcallmekim | 0

#88409 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:10

i bet he got a good chuckle out of that

By weinerdog | 2

#88410 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:10

At least she didn't give you the Spanish for 'Dirty Sanchez' . Next time let babelfish be your friend.

Inritus1618 | 1

#3056860 - Sunday 7 August 2011 10:07

Win! At least the joke was "Mostly Harmless."

By nben89 | 0

#88414 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:11

Fuck me in Spanish is Jódame, at least in Spain, with the j sounding kinda like an h

Angcrad | 11

#7658034 - Saturday 7 July 2018 16:46

Actually, it's "fóllame" with the double L pronounced as the letter 'Y' in the word "you".

"Jódeme" could be translated as "fuck me over", "fuck me up" or "annoy me" while the phrase "No me jodas" means something along the lines of "Are you kidding me?"

By Angelol_fml | 0

#88416 - Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:12

umm, well you could've noticed the pollo from el pollo loco, do they have those in china?

Well, after you guys were done you could've went to a kfc or something and see how turned on he REALLY gets