Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML
Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML
Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML
Today, I accidentally hit "Reply All" on an email complaining about the office thermostat being too cold. My boss replied, "It’s cold because I control it." FML
Today, I was in the break room with my colleagues and our awful boss. As ever, he was talking trash, convinced that his jokes were actually funny. The window was open, and it was chilly. As he walked by it, I mangled my words and said, "Cedric, could you please shut your mouth?" FML
Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML
Today, my boss stopped me mid-sentence, scowling and telling me to zip up my fly. It wouldn't have been so embarrassing if I hadn't been in the middle of giving a presentation to not only him, but his own boss and a company executive as well. FML
Today, I sat down on a chair after my very large boss sat on it all day. When I got up, my pants were damp. FML
Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
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yamatelle 19
Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?
italianbby 11
Perv
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Comments (223)
isaac713 0
sue for sexual harrasment
bawlerr75 9
Yuuu can't sue Someone for stopping mid walk ..... What if he was thing bout what he was gonna have for dinner .... That's a possibility ...... Probably UNLIKELY But it's a possibility XP JP
perdix 31
It's the OP who could be sued for sexual harassment. She's the one making the lewd remark. The boss was just thinking of his next move -- remember, it's only sexual harassment if the behavior is "unwanted." He might be thinking he just got the green light.
bawlerr75 9
Ahahah xp
blackbelt25 12
It's. Not that bad. One day at my martial arts a student asked me if the label if his belt was suppose to face out or in and I said "it doesn't matter mine sticks in" :S lol
bawlerr75 9
Lmfao Did the kid know what yuu ment lol or was his mind in the gutter 2? Xp
blackbelt25 12
That will remain forever a mystery. Hopefully he know but I meant even though he was in his 30's :S hehe
bawlerr75 9
Ahah wow that's awkward..... Xp
bawlerr75 9
Did he say anything back ?:)
blackbelt25 12
He just walked away lol
loserman67 36
is that what happens when you flick your bean?
MissMae93 23
Think before you speak. YDI.
xblitzx34 0
U set urself up for that one
lastsinglepanda 16
Let me be the first to say... Bow chicki wow wow!
justalilcrazy 3
lmao!!!!
Cbartram3 0
Well was the topic still AC? Or was the convo getting hott?
takeajoke 5
Out of all ways to describe the AC, why would you put it that way?
manbearpig7173 0
Is your boss, by any chance, Michael Scott?
ericb8272 2
If it was Michael Scott he would have immediately said "thats what she said" after op said warm and sticky
manbearpig7173 0
Touché...