Sux to be you dude.

You should dress up as a pirate and get in bed with your wife because today's international talk like a pirate day I spy some booty in your future arrrr

Heh. Someone needs to have a talk with the wife

you haven't even made out with a wall or something

so tonight, go home and seduce her. simple.

I hate these type of FMLs. The 'I'm doing something completely non sexual and then I realized it was the most sexual thing I've done for [insert amount of time here]." They're boring >: And so damn repetitive. There are like a billion like this one. How did it get through? /:

I have balls :D No one else does

so... go make love with your wife? simple solution to a simple problem. or you can just stay there and hump some mannequins... your choice.

exactly, SusansaysrawrxD, I hate them too -_-

someone needs to have goofy time with their wife.