By imaginationdarling - 13/05/2014 23:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was at my retail job and we had to change the mannequin's outfit. I had to hold her while my manager grabbed the new outfit. I rested my head on her naked plastic chest, and it was the closest I've got to affection in years. FML
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qwtf 14
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Match.com? E-harmony? If is been that long, maybe start looking online? There's someone out there for you :)

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username53001 7
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That must have been the breast feeling ever.

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qwtf 14
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Match.com? E-harmony? If is been that long, maybe start looking online? There's someone out there for you :)

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Demig0d6 14
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Don't worry babe I'm here for u

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Dracoboxer357 35
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I'm with Qwtf, I believe there's someone out there for you, go find him/her! Posts this sad make me want to volunteer hugs though. :(

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cryssycakesx3 22
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don't be that person that has to harass mannequins.

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SadSon 2
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@Dracoboxer357 I good you are right for OP and everyone. Some days is hard to put in the time on dating sites as responses never come.

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incoherentrmblr 21
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If you can't afford Match or E-Harmony, try OKCupid or Plenty of Fish. They're free. If you've resorted to Craigslist, you've hit rock bottom...

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edmundoly 4
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Or maybe there isn't and maybe that's OK.

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Cwizer 17
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Oh loneliness, there is no cure for your sadness.

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brenton490 19
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Yes there is some pie with peanut butter to fill in the holes!

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RedPillSucks 31
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I don't want no peanut butter filling in my holes!!

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gingaa96 18
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Sorry OP, #1 is just a dick apparently, but on the real, you can buy a Russian wife pretty cheap ;)

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crazytwinsmom 25
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OP is female, although that still may apply.

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J3R3MYY 14
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OP may be a guy, they just may be that confused about their gender it has been so long. Before you neg, yes I saw the gender sign.

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gingaa96 18
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Yea, I'm not gonna lie, I know it's a girl, but the plot contrivance worked better for me

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jojimugo 20
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Dude maybe you leave the house and try and get a social life before you sneak those mannequins home with you

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Poppy8127 15
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Still gonna call you a dude no matter what

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mohamed_H 21
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Don't worry OP you'll find the right one.

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bellles 18
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Is that because you cuddle with naked mannequins in public ? Sorry OP, I'm sure you'll find someone :) just give it time .

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Chibi_Kitten 24
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Well..if you can think of it, then it exists in second life...

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zandalee 19
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Not really. Might be if he took a selfie with mannequin though...

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username53001 7
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That must have been the breast feeling ever.

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cakefete2 30
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Mannequin be so hard to come up with great puns sometimes. Good work.

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AGB10 19
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Naked plastic chest? Have You heard yourself?

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saralynnee132 10
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I think the mannequin might get more action

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ZY1431 24
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at this point it probably has.

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