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Nice. You should've just left them to fight each other! Then filmed it & put it on YouTube. LOL.
This is where our healthcare money goes to.
People, people, PEOPLE! Let's not get overly confused here. According to my hypothesis, OP is probably working in those government or private, non profit organizations built to take care of animals. So, he/she got really pissed when drawing blood from a duck.
who said this was a nurse? might be a vampire...
then tell your mom and dad that your tired of their crap and u r running away.
drawing blood from a drunk, op what's wrong with you.
This reminds of angry birds
ownnneddd piss on him next time
swordfight!
That would make anyone Pissy.
that might "piss" him off !!! hahaha ;)
where the hell do you work???
You have the needle... Give the ****** HIV
sad
Its not sad - it's disgusting! You should've just let the 2 drunks fight it out whilst you filmed it and put it on YouTube!:D
lol nothing better than watching two drunk bastards fight. except watching two homeless bastards fight over day old pizza.
maybe she was a doctor... or maybe she wanted to like, save his DNA or sumthing, in case the FBI wanted to find him cuz he threatened to kill
The FBI HAS been keeping a watchful eye over drunks who threaten people....
But if they are a doctor then would the blood you draw not be intoxicated, therfore not being reliable...?
drunk people piss on me all the time...you'll get used to it
maybe she's just an artist at a doctors office
140 - I screamed like a little girl at your picture. Then i began to talk in russian... Хэуфыу Рзв жщээ юу азк Щ офиу цщнбуыыув оуээ щныуэа. sorry if thats gibberish....
awwhhh #145! this is the first time someone finds me attractive that leads him to scream ;) Now go get me a sandwich nomnomnomnon
y was the op even drawing blood from a drunk in the first place??
tell him to PISS off...your leg lol
LOL that's funny
Sadly, getting pissed off is better than getting pissed on.
LOL
dont underestimate duh power of alchol
you my good mate seem to be trying to estimate it's power by the spelling you use in your sentences.
Hehehe i would agree with your assessment!
I know, right? I am so confused.
Duuuh its obviouse... Theyyy got brain washed by vampires!
what boners said
well said lol
Dude wtf !!!! damn them drunks always pissen on somebodys leeggg!!!! If it aint puke they b pissen and if that aint it they crappin on somebodys foot... I love them tho the world needs em!
What the world doesn't need is your lack of spelling and grammar.
Ur right... I just don't really care bout grammar
Ur right... Although the real problem is I don't care!
u guys already kno half the people on this site can't or don't spell correctly. why does someone always gotta say something about it? the person is just gonna say they don't care. and then everyone jumps in saying how it is or is not important. it's just a really old topic in my opinion.
Prophecy!
87 raises an excellent point. who cares about it, if you got a problem with it then go isolate yourself in a dark room and never leave. never get on a laptop or smartphone again
she doesn't have a point FML is an abbreviation of words, and grammar and spelling turns random shit into something that you can actually understand.
well this world is full of "special" people! good luck being the odd one out!
92,what makes you think that you HAVE to read peoples comments. if you don't understand it, move on.
It helps when the comment doesn't scream out ' Im a ******* illiterate moron ' and says something productive to the OP's FML.
obviously 87, that some people DO care.
Dude! it's the internet. Show some RESPECT!
Don't make me write angry things!!! Because you know I am a master of 30 diiferent martial arts, 20 of which I invented. I am also a Jedi Master and i carry a big stick. And its pointy!!
whaaaaaat? D8
Today just wasn't your day, was it? Maybe it's time to find a less nauseating career.
YDI for letting a drunk draw another drunk's blood. Just kidding, YDI for using a misplaced modifier.
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tell him to PISS off...your leg lol
What the world doesn't need is your lack of spelling and grammar.