Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
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simleader
| 13
That's a HARD thing to deal with.
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davincidasecond
| 24
No.
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cheeeksss
| 29
It would've worked a little better if you didn't CAPITALIZE the word.
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HonestPie
| 10
Apparently your pun is not better than all the other million puns done in this site. Go figure.
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xx000o
| 27
Well at least you know it works.
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joeyl2008
| 29
You need hookers. lots of hookers
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sammiaaron
| 16
don't we all
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skycollapsed
| 5
dudes from Qatar.
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TripleDallas123
| 15
Buy 2 Hookers, get 5 STDs for free!
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tin_cup
| 27
And protection!
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Tripartita
| 44
It doesn't matter what you do OP, they will NEVER love you the way you love them! Trust me…
On an unrelated note, I'd advise you to look up the word "agalmatophilia".
On an unrelated note, I'd advise you to look up the word "agalmatophilia".
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andrmac
| 25
At least it will never tell him no. All he has to do it buys her cloths no arguments no on the rag.
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mds9986
| 24
For the lazy:
Agalmatophilia (from the Greek agalma 'statue', and -philia φιλία = love) is a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object. The attraction may include a desire for actual sexual contact with the object, a fantasy of having sexual (or non-sexual) encounters with an animate or inanimate instance of the preferred object, the act of watching encounters between such objects, or sexual pleasure gained from thoughts of being transformed or transforming another into the preferred object. Agalmatophilia may also encompass Pygmalionism (from the myth of Pygmalion), which denotes love for an object of one's own creation.[1]
Agalmatophilia (from the Greek agalma 'statue', and -philia φιλία = love) is a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object. The attraction may include a desire for actual sexual contact with the object, a fantasy of having sexual (or non-sexual) encounters with an animate or inanimate instance of the preferred object, the act of watching encounters between such objects, or sexual pleasure gained from thoughts of being transformed or transforming another into the preferred object. Agalmatophilia may also encompass Pygmalionism (from the myth of Pygmalion), which denotes love for an object of one's own creation.[1]
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tintarroja
| 31
Maybe you have a new fetish...
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KingKA14
| 11
Two things are now up straight
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HrothgarXII
| 21
I'm sure the mannequin loves you too OP.
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Halfass
| 8
There's nothing wrong with that, OP. Be worried if the mannequin also got a boner when you undressed it.
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hipposteve
| 21
Palmela Handerson?
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colder13
| 10
bad hipposteve. not even creative.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
You should truly be worried if these mannequins you are undressing turn out like the Autons from Doctor Who.
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dramaelf
| 37
Damn! You beat me to it!
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sammiaaron
| 16
he beat himself to it
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Rainbow_Rhinos
| 23
#30 I laughed at this
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
Well played, 30. *virtual high-five*
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DarwinFailsAgain
| 7
Was he hot? ?
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freddygasman
| 18
There are female mannequins as well.
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mariri9206
| 32
based on what 41 said, petition to change calling them "female mannequins" to "womannequins."
On an unrelated note, I'd advise you to look up the word "agalmatophilia".