By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 793
You deserved it 3 896

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joeyl2008 29

You need hookers. lots of hookers

It doesn't matter what you do OP, they will NEVER love you the way you love them! Trust me… On an unrelated note, I'd advise you to look up the word "agalmatophilia".

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That's a HARD thing to deal with.

It would've worked a little better if you didn't CAPITALIZE the word.

Apparently your pun is not better than all the other million puns done in this site. Go figure.

Well at least you know it works.

joeyl2008 29

You need hookers. lots of hookers

dudes from Qatar.

Buy 2 Hookers, get 5 STDs for free!

And protection!

It doesn't matter what you do OP, they will NEVER love you the way you love them! Trust me… On an unrelated note, I'd advise you to look up the word "agalmatophilia".

andrmac 25

At least it will never tell him no. All he has to do it buys her cloths no arguments no on the rag.

mds9986 24

For the lazy: Agalmatophilia (from the Greek agalma 'statue', and -philia φιλία = love) is a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object. The attraction may include a desire for actual sexual contact with the object, a fantasy of having sexual (or non-sexual) encounters with an animate or inanimate instance of the preferred object, the act of watching encounters between such objects, or sexual pleasure gained from thoughts of being transformed or transforming another into the preferred object. Agalmatophilia may also encompass Pygmalionism (from the myth of Pygmalion), which denotes love for an object of one's own creation.[1]

Maybe you have a new fetish...

Two things are now up straight

I'm sure the mannequin loves you too OP.

There's nothing wrong with that, OP. Be worried if the mannequin also got a boner when you undressed it.

hipposteve 21

Palmela Handerson?

bad hipposteve. not even creative.

You should truly be worried if these mannequins you are undressing turn out like the Autons from Doctor Who.

Damn! You beat me to it!

he beat himself to it

#30 I laughed at this

Well played, 30. *virtual high-five*

There are female mannequins as well.

mariri9206 32

based on what 41 said, petition to change calling them "female mannequins" to "womannequins."