By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
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joeyl2008 29

You need hookers. lots of hookers

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Tripartita 44

It doesn't matter what you do OP, they will NEVER love you the way you love them! Trust me… On an unrelated note, I'd advise you to look up the word "agalmatophilia".

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cheeeksss 29

It would've worked a little better if you didn't CAPITALIZE the word.

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HonestPie 10

Apparently your pun is not better than all the other million puns done in this site. Go figure.

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Tripartita 44

It doesn't matter what you do OP, they will NEVER love you the way you love them! Trust me… On an unrelated note, I'd advise you to look up the word "agalmatophilia".

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andrmac 25

At least it will never tell him no. All he has to do it buys her cloths no arguments no on the rag.

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mds9986 24

For the lazy: Agalmatophilia (from the Greek agalma 'statue', and -philia φιλία = love) is a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin or other similar figurative object. The attraction may include a desire for actual sexual contact with the object, a fantasy of having sexual (or non-sexual) encounters with an animate or inanimate instance of the preferred object, the act of watching encounters between such objects, or sexual pleasure gained from thoughts of being transformed or transforming another into the preferred object. Agalmatophilia may also encompass Pygmalionism (from the myth of Pygmalion), which denotes love for an object of one's own creation.[1]

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HrothgarXII 21

I'm sure the mannequin loves you too OP.

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Halfass 8

There's nothing wrong with that, OP. Be worried if the mannequin also got a boner when you undressed it.

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TheNewGuy03 28

You should truly be worried if these mannequins you are undressing turn out like the Autons from Doctor Who.

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mariri9206 32

based on what 41 said, petition to change calling them "female mannequins" to "womannequins."

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