By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 08:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML
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coldplaylive2003 0

You should dress up as a pirate and get in bed with your wife because today's international talk like a pirate day I spy some booty in your future arrrr

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bubblybrooke 12

so tonight, go home and seduce her. simple.

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Ashley868 10

You consider changing mannequins as getting actions.... wow.

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phatdaddy62 23

Who said getting married meant you were going to have sex???? Welcome to the real world!

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amphetamine_fml 0

you deserve to have you dick ripped off and be ****** analy with it for being such a cheap bastardp

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jchansfan 0

I hate these "Today while doing blah blah blah I realized that I am pathetic" type FMLs. Its like "Suck it up, its no one's fault but you're own. Instead of whining about it on the internet, why don't you try fixing the problem." Haha... And no I'm not taking this too seriously. I don't really care, i just want to express how idiotic and annoying these kinds of FMLs are... Especially when there's like over 20 of them. Seriously people, no one cares about your "pathetic sexual existance(or lack there of)"... =) With all due respect, jchansfan

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MrTaint 0

Wow you're a dick. What goes around comes around. Don't like it? Don't read it.

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LikeOhMahGoose 0

BOO ****** HOO. God is this all men care about?

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MrTaint 0

If you think that way, how long until its a problem in your relationships?

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zeldar 0

what is it with women and constantly making generalizations about men based on the severe dumbasses?

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WhyworldWhy 0

I guess it's time for a free night, a romantic dinner and see where it goes from there

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OneFuckedGuy 0

Looks like someone needs to talk to his wife or find a whole in mannequins and stay late for work

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lynxstorm 0

I remember reading that you have to get some at least once every six months or its considered abuse. Less than once a week should be. Thank god i just got diverced so i can start getting some again.

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schoolgirl1 0

wow im 12 and i can get more action with a girl or guy than u haha

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Mifflicious 18

But you're still a little kid and should be sitting at home watching My Little Pony.

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imnotfatimchubby 0

wow twelve year old person, did you say girl or guy? I'm not criticizing you. I know a lot of bi people and some are my friends. just thought i would ask why.

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