Mixing it up

Omg is she hot?

Somebody bout to get a promotion or raise or somebody bout to get the boot, somebody will find out.... TOMOROW!

Dont you hate when that happens. Third time this week

Now op I understand you want that raise but thats not gonna get you anywhere

That's one way to get ahead in these difficult times, I suppose.
Probably one of the most enjoyable ways, at that!

Work won't be nearly as interesting as whatever the fuck happened last night.

You had to go muff diving huh?

OP, what happened last night that you aren't telling us? (;

Lez be honest...you know you liked it OP

Pics or it didn't happen

Are you a lesbian, or were you experimenting?

Were you the man or was she?

well that is awkard
and in my favourites

Maybe you were helping her with her shower which mysteriously failed...Then she got very tired and fainted in the bed. Then you were stressing out and got really sweaty so you took off your clothes and then fell asleep next to her. Tell her this and then ask for a promotion.

OP that's kinky :D

It got even weirder when her bosses husband came out of the shower....

I can haz pics? ;D

Pics or it didn't happen?

Errbody look up. She's a hotty.

That Is freaking awesome.

You said it! Lol

So is OPs name.

Akward...

No, it's not awkward. It's perfectly normal to have a sexual relationship with you married boss.

Why is this an FML?

Hey, you MIGHT get a raise outta this! ;)

I know I did :P

No she said it was a girl ;)

She'll probably want you to do some "extra work" around the office from day-to-day

That gives 'taking your work home with you' a wholeee new meaning. Hahah :)

Jésus christ is That you on the pic? I'm so moving in Texas if it's u. Dam!!! You are pretty.

31 - You obviously need to move out of your mother's basement first and shed a couple hundred pounds.

Since when did Jesus have a accent over the e, mr.creeper?

Ignore the previous, as 31's comment is now gone.

damn vodka.

And what the fuck do you know about vodka? What are you 13?

She's 15... I knew what vodka was before that age..I doubt she drinks.. Calm down bro..