Intimate moments: Christmas shopping

Christmas shopping

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 20:00

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

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By notmydad. - 08/05/2010 10:07 - Philippines

Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By gloomy - 15/08/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 02:37 - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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By ewww - 25/03/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friends, when a creepy man sat at the table next to us, and started rubbing his crotch, his gaze never leaving my feet. FML

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By ohcrap - 02/06/2011 10:05 - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

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Hangryko 27

Thursday 26 December 2019 23:11

Originally posted on May 8, 2010 from the Philippines.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 26 December 2019 23:11

Better a mannequin than another woman, I guess.

Comments

Sinshine 28

Thursday 26 December 2019 23:11

Better a mannequin than another woman, I guess.

Hangryko 27

Thursday 26 December 2019 23:11

Originally posted on May 8, 2010 from the Philippines.

alycion 38

Friday 27 December 2019 1:19

The old ones usually do not have a user name tied to them. Wonder if submissions slowed down and they are just reusing old at this point.

Enyi 8

Saturday 28 December 2019 9:09

My mortifying FML didn't go through as FML enough and they reuse old stuff? Just what the...

julfunky 29

Sunday 29 December 2019 11:19

Users wade through the new FMLs first. So if your “horrifying” FML hasn’t been posted then either (a) it was riddled with grammar mistakes and they weren’t having it, (b) obviously fake, or (c) it’s just taking some time to be published, which happens.