Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML
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The_good_times
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Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.
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TeeHooligan
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does your car say 'jail'?
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The_good_times
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Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.
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azukira
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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LolAtYourFail
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fail ^^
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skroal
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YDI for seeing the guy next to you give you the look as if he wanted a street race, then winning and finding out that his car said "sheriff" on it.
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greeneyedgoalie7
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wow that's a win. good job sir
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SeanFredrick
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Op you didn't win unless you were in a stolen car and got away. Otherwise, you lose.
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TheOptimist
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So if I want race someone I have to look at them a certain way? Wow, street racing just became 48% more gay.
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RyanG_21
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dumbass.
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texasmadeG
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you won the race but at the end you lose. fail.
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KiddNYC1O
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did he rev his engine? lol
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xiShawnx
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Op fails at spelling(:
Ydi
Ydi
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sexydog173
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dipshit
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pingpongpenguin
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ydi for spelling sheriff wrong
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FYL_hardd
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I'm thinking this could be fake.
I mean, if he could see the "racing look", how can he not see Sheriff on the car until after?
Something's not right here.
I mean, if he could see the "racing look", how can he not see Sheriff on the car until after?
Something's not right here.
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M_Edwards_8596
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Meg Griffin >.>
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beautikill
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ahaha douche!!
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FYL_hardd
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& plus if he saw Sheriff written on the car, how does he not know how to spell it?
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KiddNYC1O
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68- change your name to i_failso_ harddd
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foork
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bad spellers of the world UNTIE!!
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Intoxicunt
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I thought that joke went, "Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!"
(No offense to dyslexics; I'm just repeating it)
(No offense to dyslexics; I'm just repeating it)
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comepoopwithme
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fly. he's just mad he lost.
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ohh_no_why_me
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that's entrapment if he intentionally led you on to participate in the race but YDI for not paying attention
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AeolusMDD
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65; that's what I was thinking, OP u didn't win because u forgot to flip him off! but good job though.
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Rinat_fml
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seriously the worst fucking FML ever, how come my good ones doesnt Get accepted? This is shit.
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Intoxicunt
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It's entrapment because he looked at the OP? o_O
If it's legal to dress as a whore, lead a guy to a hotel, and then quote prices for services before busting him, it's legal to give a guy a look.
I bet he was just scoping the guy out anyway.
If it's legal to dress as a whore, lead a guy to a hotel, and then quote prices for services before busting him, it's legal to give a guy a look.
I bet he was just scoping the guy out anyway.
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deafeningsilence
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I like how OP managed to put "I won" in there. (:
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Why_Ewe
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haha. haha. haha. dumbfuck
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heyred
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Total win for the Better Off Dead movie reference!!
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wait was this taken from family guy? cuz a very similar thing happened on family guy...
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AngryNinja
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I was going to call OP a dumbass/fuck, but others beat me to it.
Ps- I'm not surprised if this is off Family Guy. People aren't very creative when making up FMLs.
Ps- I'm not surprised if this is off Family Guy. People aren't very creative when making up FMLs.
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psuboy
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my best friend died street racing. so I would say if you stop racing and a fine is the only thing you get for it then you got off lucky
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sweetdreams999
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dude get some new lines. lol
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bamditzki
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owned!!!!! ps. why is this @ the love category?
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zuratai
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I want to cover u with barbeque sauce and eat u like some nice prime ribs omnomnomnom
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sourgirl101
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Haha 99 you figured that movie out too. Great job Mercy.
I want my two dollars!
I want my two dollars!
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5t3ff1k4h
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123- I think it goes to the love category by default.
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immazombeastxD
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So he DID race you? Or maybe you "won" the pursuit.
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JustinKingr
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it's funny because you raced a sherif and went over the speed limit.
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pingpongpenguin
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captain!!!
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chaniis__
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hahaha(:
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EPICrypto
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111 - Your pic is pure hotness.
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bfrench95
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I love you
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endawmyke
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skroal you're a fag
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foseberry3
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least u won!
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Vivera93
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thts straight from family guy
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boomx
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ha !
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xpainx
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#3 shut up you ass hole
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xXxXxMasonxXxXx
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put down xDDD Lolololz
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unknown_fml11
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ur so rite so das ur fault for being so dumb '
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TeeHooligan
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does your car say 'jail'?
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aliaysleighbasic
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hahahahahhaha lol
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Packer4
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you think you might need to go to the doctor for glasses now?
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thewhiteninja
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I think this may be considered as an epic fail....
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Noob30
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Fuck glasses! He shoulda been thinking about street race overtime!
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Intoxicunt
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This reminds me of Family Guy. Is your name Meg? If so, FYL. :)
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greeneyedgoalie7
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cunt haha
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MaxSnacks
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I dont find the word 'cunt' funny. Do you?
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greeneyedgoalie7
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it's in her name
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Intoxicunt
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Oh my god, you noticed a word I purposely put in my name and pointed it out!
*clap*
Let's put a gold star by your name!
*clap*
Let's put a gold star by your name!
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MaxSnacks
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Yes, but you exclaimed, "cunt haha." That made me think that you found the word 'Cunt' funny.
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greeneyedgoalie7
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I was being sarcastic
and yes I would love my gold star
and yes I would love my gold star
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MaxSnacks
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No.
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greeneyedgoalie7
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no to my gold star? darn
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MaxSnacks
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Yes. No to your gold star.
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greeneyedgoalie7
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that sucks lol
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MaxSnacks
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No.
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PaintTheStars
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Can I have the gold star then?
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Intoxicunt
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You'd just paint it!
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SkyGuy32
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I do
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Jessi_the_sexii
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wow someone needs a show on 20/20 haha get it 20/20 vision ahaha I am too funny.
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deafeningsilence
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*crickets*
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mush_room
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lol
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Freeze_fml
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It's because you forgot to give him the finger.
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MaxSnacks
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That works just as well, Freeze.
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FMLephant
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Did you win? oh wait, I guess not if he caught your dumb ass
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teentee401
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The FML says he won
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I_have_no_clue
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Sheriff: 1 You: 0
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TheOptimist
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No, I think it's a tie now. Remember, OP won the race.
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aShLeE52210
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what does ydi mean
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MaxSnacks
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You deserved it. :)
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Maflagulator
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You....Dumb....Idiot.....
And yes....You Deserved It (YDI as well)
And yes....You Deserved It (YDI as well)
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MaxSnacks
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Liar, liar, pants on fire iiCaptain! It stands for 'Yodeling Dummies Instigate'
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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You Didn't Investigate.
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IIFoxII
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ydi means you deserve it , hottie :)