About Lahp
chat to me if you please :) me: php programmer. studying animals at college. wanting to get PHD in animal science. I have 4 snakes, 2 pythons and 2 corns. i am very nice and understanding but can be strongly opinionated at times.. im 6ft 4/5" depends what time of the day you get me.
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By unloved - / Thursday 1 October 2009 14:25 / United States
By egged - / Thursday 1 October 2009 06:43 / Singapore

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States