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Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

By MissCan'tKeepAJob / Tuesday 23 August 2011 16:18 / United States
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  HowAreYouToday  |  32

Your mom has a boner!

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  StopDropNRoll  |  11

Idk about you guys but that was some dam good imagery she used. I think that's what it is at least?

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  HowAreYouToday  |  32

I'm not American. Did you not even bother to look at my location?

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  Saam143  |  0

I'm not going to thumb this comment because it has 69 thumbs up ;)

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  StopDropNRoll  |  11

Am I the only one who notices OP's name is MissCan'tKeepAJob? Pretty sure she got fires so yea he's right ^

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  loserman67  |  34

sounds like he already showed her a "raise"

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  loserman67  |  34

It sounds like she gave him the raise

By  TheSnakeDoctor20  |  17

Why? You shouldn't even have you're phone out at work, it shows your boss how unprofessional you are

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

Perhaps she used the work phone to call her boyfriend? Don't call someone dumb if you haven't thought of all the possibilities. Yes, everyone has a cell nowadays, but most workplaces have a phone, and a lot of people are smart enough to use that for a phone call rather than using their cell.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

I never said it was professional to have phone sex anywhere at work. What I did say was that people aren't usually stupid enough to do that on their cell phones... they can easily be seen by a customer but seem to be making a business call if a customer comes in while they're on the work line.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

109 - I realize it's unprofessional to use the company phone. I never denied that nor did I say it WAS professional. Please read any other comments I may have made on this thread... they usually explain something crucial. It is ALSO unprofessional to use a cell phone while on the floor, which was the entire point I was trying to make anyway. I don't understand why everyone's telling me it's unprofessional to use the phone at work; I realize, and I did mention that in this thread already.

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  jimbobpro87  |  0

are you people for real lol u have nothin better to do then talk about how unprofessional it is to be on the phone at work whos to say for one shes not allowed to use the work phone and second who to say she wasnt on her cell phone seriously people get a life lmfao

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  Petunia888  |  13

113: probably just a misunderstanding or they jumped on a minor flaw in a previous comment. I would just shrug it off. One thing we can agree on: OP definitely worked in the "service" department. ;)

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  airforce987  |  20

29 - yes, OP called her boyfriend using a cellphone, thanks for restating the FML, no one is disputing that. SnakeDoctor never called anyone dumb. Don't accuse people of insulting someone else without actually reading what they wrote. You say that most places have regular phones and people are smart enough to use them over cell phones, yet you are defending OP for using a cell phone over a regular phone. I don't see the logic there. You'll probably accuse me of trying to start an argument or something, but I don't care, as you'll just embarrass yourself even more. I rest my case :)

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

Airforce/165 - We don't know whether she used a cell or not. She did not state that in the FML; and I didn't restate the FML at all. I was arguing another point of view. Okay, I saw after SnakeDoctor hadn't called anyone dumb, but their implications seemed there at the time which is why I commented the way I did. I'm sorry? Shit... what do you want me to say here? People's comments are open to interpretation. I'm sorry yours doesn't match with mine. I'm not defending anyone. Please read the comments I've posted if you're going to criticize them... you're quite the hypocrite for calling me out on that but not doing it yourself. Look up the meaning of 'embarrassed'. I am not embarrassed, sorry to disappoint. Let me reiterate for further reference: It is unprofessional to use a phone while physically on the floor or within customer sight. That said, while both uses (cell and landline) are unprofessional, it appears more professional to be on a land line where you can pretend to be on the phone with another customer. If you show you're on a cell phone, 99% of the time people will know you're not on the phone with a customer. This is not the case with a landline. FYI, I weighed both choices. This is in no way defending.

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  quesidias  |  0

JUST SHUT UP EVERYONE! We don't know that their 'retail' store could be selling sexy costumes or that maybe they offer a sex hotline on the side, along with the 25 cents peep hole in the back ;)

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By  flockz  |  19

his boner knocked over a clothes rack? sounds like he has a huge penis! kinda like me.... hahahaha... ha.

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  bawlerr75  |  9

Aha his what? :/

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  flockz  |  19

jurging the gherkin slapping the salami beating the meat choking the snake jacking off squeezing and pleasing? any of these ringing a bell?

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  bawlerr75  |  9

Ahaha srry blonde moment ;)

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  bawlerr75  |  9

Not even I'm 15 n I know alot more then I shood xp aha trust me ;)

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