Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
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Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
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lollipop217 0
obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian
Lou_Briccant 0
How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?
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Comments (143)
Jimboom 12
I don't believe this story... I need photographic evidence that your a lesbian.
SilverBallet 0
Don't put the friend down, people. It's completely understandable that a girl would overreact at the thought of her friend sleeping with her boyfriend. It's also understandable that the friend didn't know about your preferences or virginity, and if she did, they might have slipped her mind in her panic. It's a simple misunderstanding and will be easy to sort out if it hasn't been done already. ^_^
laurm65 0
aw that sucks...just explain
un_known_fml 0
jesus, girls can be such *****...
geegee123 0
just explain it to her, she'll understand. if not, she doesn't deserve you as a friend. :)
badgirl_fml 1
im a lesbian message me.
VictoriaLolita 0
youuuu should add me lol - myspace.com/itslikethisyo
Cantexplain1234 0
I find it interesting, if you're a lesbian virgin, you're the furthest thing expected from having sex with a guy, yet with out proof, your psychotic friend managed to blame you.
ChloeJade 0
For the couple of people who said her best friend should know she's a virgin and lesbian, that's not true at all. Many people don't come out to even their closest friends for a long time for fear of rejection. Some people don't come out until they're adults and don't even have the same friends anymore. It's a personal choice. And it's not necessary to tell your best friend everything to be your best friend. Everyone has kept a secret or two from their "best friend" at some point in their life. Your sexuality and virginity are your own personal business, not everyone else's. Everyone is different and it would do the world good for some people to remember that. On that note, I hope that everything gets worked out for you and that you can continue to be friends. If not, then she isn't worth it and one day she'll realize her mistake of losing a friend like you.
shinigami777 1
I'm with all the people that want to know why your so-called best friend doesn't know that you're a lesbian virgin. I can understand her not knowing that you're a lesbian, but someone's best friend should know whether or not they still have their V-card. You should talk to her about this, but don't be too mad because obviously there's alot of things about you that she doesn't know.