Miscellaneous: Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian...

By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 09:50 - United States - Southerly North Slope Bo

Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

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By messed up - 16/09/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

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By Noname - 25/11/2008 18:05 - Canada

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

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By Anunimos - 19/04/2015 13:08 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

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Not coming out yet, sorry

By KeEp.iT.A.SeCrEt - 17/04/2021 02:00

Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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Fancy seeing you here!

By tryingnottocare - 06/08/2009 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML

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By ...thanks - 07/09/2013 14:17 - United States

Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2009 12:49 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law told me calmly that she never cared for me, likes her brother's ex more than me, and probably will always dislike me. It was our first serious conversation ever, that I initiated because I wanted to "maintain our great friendship." FML

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By SmallAngel - 22/03/2013 00:35 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML

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saraitkddh 47

Thursday 2 January 2014 16:41

a best friend is someone who is supposed to know if you are a lesbian or straight without having you proving it to her...

DizzyTizzyy27 5

Thursday 2 January 2014 16:48

She isn't gay though..?

Comments

Kamon97 23

Thursday 2 January 2014 16:37

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Queen_bee1234 21

Thursday 2 January 2014 16:40

Maybe the best friend is a lesbian and desperately wants OP to be one too!

SweetasCandy0609 28

Thursday 2 January 2014 16:44

#1 I think she is calling him because OP probably didn't ever tell him and because she's mad she wants to try and embarrass OP.

Sports_guy3 28

Thursday 2 January 2014 17:10

You mean ex-best-friend, right?

bryan_1989 14

Thursday 2 January 2014 17:18

She's probably calling him to try to hook the two of them up.

VicRC 7

Thursday 2 January 2014 16:37

Guess he liked you too

hare 19

Thursday 2 January 2014 16:38

Just come out the closet if you can't tell your best friend who can you tell

DizzyTizzyy27 5

Thursday 2 January 2014 16:48

She isn't gay though..?

TheCrispyCat 20

Thursday 2 January 2014 19:14

Why would you come out of the closet if you aren't even in there in the first place?

letmehavemytea 21

Thursday 2 January 2014 21:05

Even if she was a lesbian, coming out is incredibly hard when you don't know who's going to completely cut you out or out you to people who might do once things to you. No one has to come out to certain if they're not comfortable with the idea.