Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
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lollipop217 0
obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian
Lou_Briccant 0
How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?
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Comments (143)
bobbybobbybobby 0
yes
bflakes 1
I bet u liked it when she slapped u
sassyangel24 0
I would've kicked the bitches ass &&told her to get her facts straight.
iRichiq 3
YDI for not telling your friend that her 'boyfriend' is a chick
pinkp909 8
ydi for being a lesbian!
Leskiss226 0
You are a jackass for saying something like that!
Leskiss226 0
Guys lay off, I'm a lesbian too and sometimes best friends are the hardest to tell because of fear of losing them because of it. And maybe they aren't the type of friends to talk about sex I have many very close friends who we don't talk about sex at all, and they think I'm a virgin. I'm sorry girl!
vballjunkie1407 2
Yeah I know what you mean .. It took me forever to tell my bff and it wasnt even in person ... I texted her. But after that it was alright
iLuvBunnies 0
Your bestfriend doesn't know you're a lesbian? Wow.
Dizz3499 0
:_(. that stupid little ****... she should've known that if she was any kind of friend...
benji5399 0
o wow bad things do happen to lesbians
mhinaj 0
your "friend" is oh so nice. call her a bitch and slap her and move one