FML : Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his...

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Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sandra - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 14:15 / Ireland

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By djdeathwish | 0

#3430 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 06:06

When's your next party?!

By StayClassy | 0

#3432 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 06:09

So how was he?

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By MozReference | 0

#3421 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 05:25

it sounds like the person he was looking for is his only hope.

By djdeathwish | 0

#3430 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 06:06

When's your next party?!

joshwa95 | 0

#976029 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 11:51

haha. nice(:

By StayClassy | 0

#3432 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 06:09

So how was he?

By vno_fml | 0

#3449 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 07:02

@#9: l2read. she "got talking to" not "got to talk to". very different.

By runmymouth | 0

#3453 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 07:20

DAMN. I hate rumors. -_-

By Unsuprised | 0

#3459 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 07:28

Did you tap them?

By sillypun | 0

#3473 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 07:49

class.... sheeeer class.

cheerloveyou | 0

#2269283 - Thursday 31 March 2011 12:58

ha . what are you ? 40 ?! eww !

MrPlopper | 9

#5306577 - Thursday 3 January 2013 06:35

bitch you're 14 stfu!

By fmlismymodo | 0

#3500 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 08:46

hahaha oh daum... that's gotta suck having a rep like that. You still slept with him.. right? And you still throw parties? tiskk tiskkk

By midnyte | 0

#3535 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 09:52

Split the winnings.

By ohgeez | 0

#3539 - Wednesday 18 February 2009 09:57

Well find out who he's friends with and now you know who thinks you're a whore. Sucks.

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