Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
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lollipop217 0
obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian
Lou_Briccant 0
How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?
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Comments (143)
yumpinyiminy 0
So, basically, he told her he was cheating with you so that he could still see the girl he's ACTUALLY cheating with.
coco_28 0
haha nice that pretty funny haha but it probably would work haha
Whymewhynothim 0
lesbians r hot >.>
MacKeracher 4
lol sexy, but shes not a les and that would just ruin the friendship... the only way she would do that (or even ask) is if she had some sexual harrasment problems at a younger age. Since then (if she does it) shes having trouble with a not sexually orianted relationship and is having commitment problems...
kimboslice17 0
so how do u know if ure really a lesbian if ure a virgin? u havent had sex with a girl.
BrEnNo1023 5
#93 'how do you know you're a lesbian if you haven't had sex yet?' ... Wtf kind of logic is that? Are you missing parts of your brain? and #81, **** you.. just **** you. You idiot. FYL; **** your life for being a complete bigoted homophobe. I bet you've never even KNOWN a gay person before.
Shouri 0
lol I love your honesty
LLgood 0
Man, that sucks. I'm sorry you have such a bitchy friend. And people that think lesbians need to have sex to know that they're gay are idiots. Being gay isn't about sex. It's about identity. I've never had sex with a girl, and I know I'm bisexual. To the OP: Just ignore the bigots and gay haters. They aren't worth it.
tyty123_fml 0
YDI for being a lesbian
Ayselen 0
Wow, if she didn't know you were lesbian, then nice friendship you have there.
g5unit0 0
a virgin lesbian ???? weird u should see a psychologist I think YOU are the one choosing to b lesbian