By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
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That must be uncomfortable, but as long as she is old enough to legally consent in your area, it is acceptable and he deserves happiness. FYL, though, I hope it becomes more bearable with time.

Think on the bright side. You can fuck her too.

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Although I think that is weird... if he's enjoying himself.. it's whatever. Your dad's just having some fun lmao.

okay I think we all need to get to the basis of this FML, that being "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"

maybe your dad is her sugar daddy haha, FYL OP.

well played dad, lucky guy

That must be uncomfortable, but as long as she is old enough to legally consent in your area, it is acceptable and he deserves happiness. FYL, though, I hope it becomes more bearable with time.

Think on the bright side. You can fuck her too.

and how old r u?

16 XD that would be funny

Plus point being you could borrow her lipgloss I suppose? Agree with #2 tho. Nicely done old man. Nicely done!

OP is a guy so I don't think he needs lipgloss..

I just kind of want to know how old YOU are. Because if you're, like, 16, that's gross.

You should hit that.

What does your dad do for a living? Jeeze.

um, i think this is gross, regardless.. what is he thinking? or, most likely, not thinking.. lets see: hm, i have a daughter who is 2 years younger than you! BLECH. this gives me the creeps.

it's a son