Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
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Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
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lollipop217 0
obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian
Lou_Briccant 0
How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?
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Comments (143)
Firegirl4 0
callll meee
Sandralynn6 1
Nah.
T_and_A 4
Thirsty much?
alumfoil 0
Some best friend to not even believe you
chrisssstinaaa 0
unfortunately, she would probably think you were just trying to get out of it if you told her you were a lesbian. i would wait a little while and prove it to her.
yeahhbro 0
#19 - maybe you should take your own advice.
yaoi4eva 0
You should just tell her straight up that you're a lesbian. If she's a true friend then she'll understand. If not then she'll start to freak out and act weird around you, which you don't need. Believe me, they can talk mess about you, but if they put they hands on you, then slap them back... You can say it was self defense, and she's a homophobe...
IngenuityGap 0
How do you know you are a lesbian if you are a virgin? You haven't even tried the cawk yet.
itooamscrewed 10
Same way people know they're straight while they're virgins.
stupidLes 0
Wait her to calm down and tell her the truth. At least the truth about being a virgin. She does not seem like such a good friend to came out to as the first. I suppose someone told her sthg about u and her bf... U should find out who and have a nice revenge ;)
CaptainCasual 0
Not a best friend if she doesn't know anything about you. Hey #19, take your own advice and get back to us about how it works out. :)
tomorrowbroadway 0
#32, That's some pretty interesting logic you got there. So, I assume you did it with both a man and a woman and then decided what you were? o_O
rosaaaa_fml 6
you rule!!!
Moonshadows 1
Exactly. Thank you. You're amazing.
allie2590 31
That sucks. How can your best friend not understand that you are a lesbian? 35 - Good point. Haha.