Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend called me a slut during an argument, and I couldn't stop myself from laughing. She lost her virginity at 13 years-old, and all four of her kids have a different dad. When I mentioned it, she gave me a black eye. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
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lollipop217 0
obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian
Lou_Briccant 0
How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?
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Comments (143)
justinsbaby291 0
woow this girl clearly isnt a very good best friend if she believes some junk someone else told her without talking to u
rachelforgot2 0
i just think thats funny made me laugh a bit inside
macfluffers 0
Assumptions are dangerous.
never_mind_fml 0
Just because she's a virgin doesn't mean anything, how do you know if you're not gay? Have you tried men either? And don't listen to any of them, when you feel it's the right time to come out you will, i know what it's like ;)
ShadowlessSpear 21
Being a virgin means you haven't had sex, so yeah, in this situation it means a lot.
wordsinchain912 0
You definitly should have told her you were Lez and you had to have done something to allow her to believe whoever gave her this false tip
mizled 0
Haha GREAT best friend. How does she NOT know you're a virgin OR a lesbian?!
Vonnick 0
You should sneak into her house and go muff diving. She just needs to be convinced.
Panda_a 0
same thing happened to me. i know how u feel
shit_happens2me 0
OMG, that happened to me this very morning. WOW
were_giraffe 2
sounds like your best friend isn't worth your time If she was really your best best friend, you would have been able to trust her with knowing your sexual preference. And if she did know, and still slapped you... then she's got issues. Very likely something happened with her boyfriend. My best guess is that he's thinking of - or already has - cheated on her. She's not ready (or mature enough) to handle it so it's easier for her to just decide it's all your fault.... that you tried stealing him from her etc. I hope you can find some more mature friends.