By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 957
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Definitely not the type of head he was expecting.

Well, your heart is in the right place; even if the rest of you wasn't.

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Oh, god. F his life, lord almighty.

I think the guy has a had enough F-ing for today. Thanks though.

1dvs_bstd 41

I think all the men just went >.

Ouch! That's kind of a sucky thing to have happen. :(

Not sure if pun or not

at least he got head right?

sonasonic 34

Unfortunately, the type where he won't ever celebrate Father's Day.

Definitely not the type of head he was expecting.

Plot twist: OP's boyfriend is a masochist and it was exactly the type of head he was expecting... o.o

TheGatekeeper43 8

Lolz nice

OP gave him blue balls

Black and blue balls

kayj905 15

I was just about to say that same thing. GJ m8

RedPillSucks 31

head and butt in the same move. its every guys dream, right?

Attacksloth 33

I was definitely anticipating this being top comment.

wow, that really...blows.

soulcrusher11 16

hhahahahahahaha

There's always someone...

If I had a dollar for every time someone said that, I'd be able to buy a house.

Hey hey! Surprise, there is a pun that didn't get down voted!

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Puns deserve to live and not get buried if they actually fit the fml.

Well, your heart is in the right place; even if the rest of you wasn't.

At least you didn't headbutt the floor and bleed internally eternally :-)

I'm sorry to hear that OP, but that sounds hilarious! XD But I also hope your boyfriends balls are better now.

I wish him good health

bettyc4 26

Oh poor merciful blue balls!

That was not expected