Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
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Welshite
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Definitely not the type of head he was expecting.
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Krwman
| 8
Well, your heart is in the right place; even if the rest of you wasn't.
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marigoldcobain
| 21
Oh, god. F his life, lord almighty.
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dont_touch_my_ca
| 8
I think the guy has a had enough F-ing for today. Thanks though.
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
I think all the men just went >.
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irishmaiden78
| 23
Ouch! That's kind of a sucky thing to have happen. :(
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coldasfire
| 23
Not sure if pun or not
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khaoticpanda
| 28
Subtle. I like it.
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FluffyPandas156
| 13
at least he got head right?
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sonasonic
| 34
Unfortunately, the type where he won't ever celebrate Father's Day.
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Welshite
| 39
Definitely not the type of head he was expecting.
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vreid
| 20
You win
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kaitlynjane
| 28
Plot twist: OP's boyfriend is a masochist and it was exactly the type of head he was expecting... o.o
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TheGatekeeper43
| 8
Lolz nice
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Jay0501
| 21
OP gave him blue balls
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TommyG493
| 11
Black and blue balls
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kayj905
| 15
I was just about to say that same thing. GJ m8
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RedPillSucks
| 31
head and butt in the same move. its every guys dream, right?
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Attacksloth
| 33
I was definitely anticipating this being top comment.
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Sael_fml
| 19
wow, that really...blows.
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soulcrusher11
| 16
hhahahahahahaha
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CaptainSmith28
| 19
There's always someone...
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TheIronFez
| 13
If I had a dollar for every time someone said that, I'd be able to buy a house.
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LeashaJoy5595
| 28
Hey hey! Surprise, there is a pun that didn't get down voted!
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JohnTheDonJuan
| 11
Puns deserve to live and not get buried if they actually fit the fml.
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Krwman
| 8
Well, your heart is in the right place; even if the rest of you wasn't.
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cactusprick
| 19
At least you didn't headbutt the floor and bleed internally eternally :-)
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MrDonSalvetti
| 27
I'm sorry to hear that OP, but that sounds hilarious! XD
But I also hope your boyfriends balls are better now.
But I also hope your boyfriends balls are better now.
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Lorenzo1102
| 21
I wish him good health
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bethyc4
| 26
Oh poor merciful blue balls!
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lyricalservant
| 21
That was not expected