By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
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Oh, god. F his life, lord almighty.
I think the guy has a had enough F-ing for today. Thanks though.
Ouch! That's kind of a sucky thing to have happen. :(
Not sure if pun or not
Subtle. I like it.
at least he got head right?
Definitely not the type of head he was expecting.
You win
Plot twist: OP's boyfriend is a masochist and it was exactly the type of head he was expecting... o.o
OP gave him blue balls
Black and blue balls
wow, that really...blows.
There's always someone...
If I had a dollar for every time someone said that, I'd be able to buy a house.
Hey hey! Surprise, there is a pun that didn't get down voted!
Well, your heart is in the right place; even if the rest of you wasn't.
At least you didn't headbutt the floor and bleed internally eternally :-)
I'm sorry to hear that OP, but that sounds hilarious! XD But I also hope your boyfriends balls are better now.
I wish him good health
That was not expected
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Definitely not the type of head he was expecting.
Well, your heart is in the right place; even if the rest of you wasn't.