By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

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Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
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Welshite 39
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Definitely not the type of head he was expecting.

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Krwman 8
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Well, your heart is in the right place; even if the rest of you wasn't.

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marigoldcobain 21
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Oh, god. F his life, lord almighty.

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dont_touch_my_ca 8
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I think the guy has a had enough F-ing for today. Thanks though.

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1dvs_bstd 41

I think all the men just went >.

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irishmaiden78 23
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Ouch! That's kind of a sucky thing to have happen. :(

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coldasfire 23
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Not sure if pun or not

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FluffyPandas156 13
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at least he got head right?

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sonasonic 34

Unfortunately, the type where he won't ever celebrate Father's Day.

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Welshite 39
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Definitely not the type of head he was expecting.

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kaitlynjane 28
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Plot twist: OP's boyfriend is a masochist and it was exactly the type of head he was expecting... o.o

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TheGatekeeper43 8

Lolz nice

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Jay0501 21
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OP gave him blue balls

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TommyG493 11
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Black and blue balls

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kayj905 15

I was just about to say that same thing. GJ m8

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RedPillSucks 31

head and butt in the same move. its every guys dream, right?

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Attacksloth 33

I was definitely anticipating this being top comment.

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Sael_fml 19
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wow, that really...blows.

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soulcrusher11 16

hhahahahahahaha

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CaptainSmith28 19
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There's always someone...

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TheIronFez 13
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If I had a dollar for every time someone said that, I'd be able to buy a house.

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LeashaJoy5595 28
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Hey hey! Surprise, there is a pun that didn't get down voted!

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Puns deserve to live and not get buried if they actually fit the fml.

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Krwman 8
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Well, your heart is in the right place; even if the rest of you wasn't.

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cactusprick 19
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At least you didn't headbutt the floor and bleed internally eternally :-)

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MrDonSalvetti 27
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I'm sorry to hear that OP, but that sounds hilarious! XD But I also hope your boyfriends balls are better now.

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Lorenzo1102 21
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I wish him good health

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bettyc4 26

Oh poor merciful blue balls!

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lyricalservant 21
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That was not expected

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