By xo_lezz - 01/03/2009 17:17 - United States

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Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
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lollipop217 0

obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian

How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?

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toxic_addiction 0

lmfaoooo, that blows.

just a shame she doesn't!

^^Lmfao epic comment is epic

If you're a lesbian you probably have big enough arms to throw a good punch. Go do it. It's not like she's your friend any more.

#9: About 90% of the stories are either repeats on a similar theme or blatantly made up. Enjoy it while it lasts. It's the same thing with web sites where people bitch about their jobs: after a while, if you're not writing fiction you're not saying anything new. This site will fade in a couple weeks, but it's fun for now.

Funny. It's 2019 and the site is still booming.

2022 and still going on strong!

lollipop217 0

obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian

that's what I was thinking. How can someone possibly be your best friend and not know you're a lesbian? Unless you're one of those people who labels anyone who knows your last name a best friend or something.

Well maybe she had sex for the first time with her friends boyfriend

yeahhbro 0

people come out on their own terms. it shouldnt be expected. grow up :)

I was was wondering because at first I thought you were a guy, then when you said you were marrying your boyfriend I thought well she must be a girl.

redshortsx 0

what are you taping about?!

kagome_eb 0

your friend has issues and she needs to go and fuckherself

Dizz3499 0

or she could wank the poster....

Some "best" friend you have.

She's your best friend and she doesn't know you're a lesbian? And that you're a virgin? I wouldn't call her a best friend.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Maybe she hasn't told her she's a lesbian yet.

How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?

You son of a cyan! You're such a maroon!

GalaxyShots 21

If they were shades of grey, I bet there was 49 of them. (: