By xo_lezz - 01/03/2009 17:17 - United States

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Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML
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lollipop217 0

obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian

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Lou_Briccant 0

How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?

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Bibico_fml 0

If you're a lesbian you probably have big enough arms to throw a good punch. Go do it. It's not like she's your friend any more.

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Bibico_fml 0

#9: About 90% of the stories are either repeats on a similar theme or blatantly made up. Enjoy it while it lasts. It's the same thing with web sites where people bitch about their jobs: after a while, if you're not writing fiction you're not saying anything new. This site will fade in a couple weeks, but it's fun for now.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Funny. It's 2019 and the site is still booming.

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lollipop217 0

obviously she's not really your best friend if she doesn't know you're a virgin or a lesbian

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genius_man16 0

that's what I was thinking. How can someone possibly be your best friend and not know you're a lesbian? Unless you're one of those people who labels anyone who knows your last name a best friend or something.

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thejuice1234 0

Well maybe she had sex for the first time with her friends boyfriend

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yeahhbro 0

people come out on their own terms. it shouldnt be expected. grow up :)

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layla47 0

I was was wondering because at first I thought you were a guy, then when you said you were marrying your boyfriend I thought well she must be a girl.

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redshortsx 0

what are you taping about?!

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kagome_eb 0

your friend has issues and she needs to go and fuckherself

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Dizz3499 0

or she could wank the poster....

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rawr_meg_rawr 0

She's your best friend and she doesn't know you're a lesbian? And that you're a virgin? I wouldn't call her a best friend.

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Maybe she hasn't told her she's a lesbian yet.

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Lou_Briccant 0

How colourful were the words? Were they just shades of gray, or did she get real creative and start throwing in such colours as "magenta", or "sky blue"?

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xXSkullCarlosXx 11

You son of a cyan! You're such a maroon!

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GalaxyShots 21

If they were shades of grey, I bet there was 49 of them. (:

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