Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
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Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML
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themangostar 0
If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah
terimaa 0
cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.
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satanicminnow1 1
39, 40 hell yeah. also, hannah montana = fail. anyone over 13 watching the disney channel is sad.
lifepwn 0
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Emwo 0
What were the lyrics? rofl
smiliee_fml 0
Don't feel bad....I'm seventeen and we actually do have people at school who like Hannah Montana. Like, hardcore fans. It's sad.
Gotz_No_Love 1
did you notice anything about the lyrics before performing?
fortywhacks 0
Um, why do a whole bunch of high schoolers recognize a rap out of Hannah Montana? Failure on their part, not yours.
FTA_48 0
oh no! this is horrible! You'll never live this indignation down!
_Elizabeth_ 0
uh, doesn't the logic follow that if they know the rap is from Hannah Montana, that they, too, watch the show? I know a girl who's 19 and watches Hannah Montana. I'm sure you'll survive.
_shit_happens_ 0
uhmm. who gives a crap? people have lives nobody cares if you watch hannah montana most of the audience probably found it funny and the rest were asleep.
in_wonderland 1
First of all... why were you rapping for your entire school...? Secondly @ # 50... you are 12? why the hell are there children on this website? Third, i love rap, there's nothin like some old school biggie or some underground shit. and fourth, hannah montana ******* sucks