Health, Family, Argument and Periods: Noped out of there

Noped out of there

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML

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A quiet place, please

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 16:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, the TV was blaring, the kids were yelling, and my wife was blabbering on in my ear. Overwhelmed, I shouted, "EVERYONE QUIET!" I got a second of blessed silence before my kids started screaming and crying, and my wife threw a tantrum, saying, "I married a psycho!" FML

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Stuck in the middle with you

By dadlife - 08/06/2021 04:01

Today, I heard my wife and daughter arguing. My wife took away my daughter's phone and laptop for being disrespectful. My daughter screamed, calling her mom a fat cow. My wife simply said, "Yeah, well you’re gonna look exactly like me when you grow up!" Now they’re both locked in rooms, crying. FML

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Man caver

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 18:00

Today, my wife screamed, cried, called me lazy and a bad parent, and threatened to leave and take our four kids. All I did was ask for an hour to myself every day for some private time. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 17:01

Today, my daughter locked herself in the bathroom having a tantrum after her boyfriend dumped her. So, out of sheer desperation, I had to sit in the kitchen sink for a pee, which is when my husband walked in with his mother and sister. FML

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**** this pandemic

By Anonymous - 07/02/2021 11:01 - Canada - Mirabel

Today, working from home and to escape my own toddler, I moved my work area into the bedroom. Perfect timing for the neighbor's toddler to scream at the top of his lungs. All day long, underneath my bedroom. I just wanted some peace and quiet to work. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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Alexa, play "No Fun" by The Stooges

By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 21:59

Today, I was supposed to be meeting my daughter's boyfriend, but my wife has locked me in the basement until he leaves, so there’s no chance of me tormenting the boy. Quite wise on her part, I had all kinds of evil ideas, but now I’m locked in here, I’m bored as hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 19:47 - Ireland

Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 24 September 2022 14:41

Smart move. Taking cover isn't cowardly. There was no Valor in walking into this firestorm.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 September 2022 12:36

Coward or strategic genius? It would be cowardly if you hid from them while you could have done something to help them. You can't help here except by being a punching bag, and no one needs that. Bring a book and snacks.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 September 2022 12:36

JasonThorn 20

Saturday 24 September 2022 13:50

I have to go with the FML Jerk on this one. If you see a sign saying MINEFIELD AHEAD, what can you do? Go through and trust in your ability to handle a volatile situation, or avoid it?

Plop 17

Saturday 24 September 2022 12:55

The important question is which one synced on the other, i.e., who's the alpha? (Most likely the mom since teenager's cycles tend to be less regular)

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 24 September 2022 14:41

Smart move. Taking cover isn't cowardly. There was no Valor in walking into this firestorm.

Vesi 29

Saturday 24 September 2022 20:30

Yeah that's just self-preservation there. Good luck! =)

Brightside86 30

Saturday 24 September 2022 21:19

Periods syncing is a myth.

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 24 September 2022 22:50

Nope.

dreams2383 18

Sunday 25 September 2022 3:58

definitely not a myth. at my old job all the women synced. it happens

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Monday 26 September 2022 5:28

On the bright side you only have to deal with it once (a month)instead of twice if they weren't synched! Plus I would have hidden too, no one wants to deal with that!