Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
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Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML
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themangostar 0
If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah
terimaa 0
cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.
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crasher41 0
I'm less concerned about you guys liking Hanna Montana and more concerned that you thought it was cool to "rap in front of the school". You guys are huge F-A-G-S. You are not gangsters.
WallyTalent 0
obviously everyone else watches it too if they could recognize the rap.
ebbasaur 0
DEFINITELY AGREEING WITH #2. Damn, your HELLA stupid. OMFG!, why didn't you read it before hand?
random_thought 0
okay, if people asked why the rap was from hannah montana and then made fun of you for it... doesn't it mean that they actually know the rap? at least you didn't know, but its still pretty stupid of you.
latuka 0
am i the only person on this site that thinks HM ridiculous and stupid? i didn't realize how many fans they got, or how young the audience is on this site. damn, i need to get off of here.
thelonelylurker 0
You're 17 and you can't tell if a rap was from a show made for 8-year-olds. **** your parents' lives.
rt523 0
hahaha props to your friend for a good joke. personally i don't like her or her show but my friends and i went to see the movie (we're all 19 btw) mainly bc i work at a movie theater and it was free and it wasn't half bad, a good laugh atleast. and i find that rap (if its the one from the movie) quite funny and entertaining...i want to learn the dance lol
dramaqueencorri 0
Honestly..Hanna Montana is awesome! Hell I'm 20 and in my second year of College not only did I drag one of my guy friends who is 21 to see it but we saw it with my best friend and her boyfriend, listened to the movie soundtrack int he car on the way back AND I know the whole pop it lock it routeen... Look... Ive been preforming all of my life, if someone doesn't have enough guts to get up on that stage and PREFORM then they have no right to say anything bad about you! Yeah it hurts but turn around girl and be like I didn't see you up there and just because I chose that piece doesn' mean Im a die hard fan, it means my friend and I where having fun ...trut me they will shut up after that ;) Hell I did and I fell off the stage while singing THE BOY IS MINE by Brandy ...ha.ha...-_-' it sucked but I got back up on stage after ;) Keep ur head up hun
peacelovepink93 0
well if they know the rap is from hannah montana then that must mean they watch it too.
juicyfruit23 0
first of all youre an idiot second hannah montana is ******* awesome don't dis her. tons of not 8 year olds love her. but seriously you're really that stupid?!