Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml
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That's terrible. Just terrible...
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PamParanoia
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I hate Miley Cyrus. Some little girls down the street mistaked me for her a couple times -____-
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alaaloo_fml_fml
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That's terrible. Just terrible...
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LightningLadyy
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That's child abuse...
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All_For_Love
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^^ is not! I pressed Ydi cause the op really needs to get a sense if humor. sound amazing <3 ;D
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mozeltov
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^u sound like a whore
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Lolerskatez
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Just wait til biology and they make you learn her bone song... Foxtel is such a waste of money -.-
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fakeaccountX
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Just don't do it then. Who the hell cares about passing friggin gym class, anyway?
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Hockeyboy4280
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All about the credits in HS...
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marinus_fml
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Thats awesome...just awesome
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m0tl3ycru3qwr
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thank you #24
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babyale760
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op, your gym teacher are idiots.
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babyale760
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teachers*
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login6437
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ME TOO!!! We were forced to learn it and our grade went down by ALOT if we didn't participate
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ohthebloodygore
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196, did your English grade also go down by a lot for thinking a lot is one word?
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SirEBC
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201, I see you haven't changed much.
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prince122
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just fail then.
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jckbco
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win
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swimmerstud
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you're teacher can't make you dance to this can he or she? I mean it's not considered PE. more like dance class....
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ruyguy9
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how can that annoy you so much ? its a very common error and he probavly even intentionally wrote it that way. besides eveyone was able to know what he said. people like you are annoying.
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ohthebloodygore
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290, you're right about 'alot' being a common error, but most people believe it's one word. I'm pretty sure it wasn't done intentionally. Like stated before in bottom threads, just because it's understandable doesn't make it correct.
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shs22basketball
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me too wtf
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metalguy95
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terrible isn't even the word for it.
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wunderwaffe
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r u at grassfield because that would be two step tuesday its so gay.
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ColdplaySucks
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Thankfully, my highschool P.E. grade didn't count on my overall GPA so it was either a pass or fail.
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yoyocomeback
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people who want to pass
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jazziness
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ha I know it by heart
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heyhowsitgoing13
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must be tortureous
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Hidan_fml
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Loser.
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HateyMcHater
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That was a pretty cutting opinion from Naruto-character-as-avatar guy. I'm scandalized.
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iamthellamaking
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A.) naruto guy is epic don't mess
B.) Giant loser
B.) Giant loser
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mind_geek
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^^This.
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randiZ25
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121 epic win!
is it sad I have no idea what this dance is?? never even heard of it =|
is it sad I have no idea what this dance is?? never even heard of it =|
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stormer461
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248 that's a good thing
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Pinguini26
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FYL then. Anybody that knows Miley Cyrus by heart is a little off.
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sydney184829
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omg OP I just love your name...
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PamParanoia
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I hate Miley Cyrus. Some little girls down the street mistaked me for her a couple times -____-
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KaySL
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Oh good lord, this is like blood in the Grammar Nazi waters. I'm out of here.
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DocBastard
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KaySL, you fucking pussy!! Don't make me do this by myself, you yellow-bellied coward! *sigh* Fine...
Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for fuck's sake.
Goddammit, mistaked? Really? Are you 4? Does your mommy still wipe your tushy after you go potty? Because you sound like a toddler for fuck's sake.
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muffpuncher
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at first i thought doc bastard was a mad douche bag. thats a funny fuckin response.
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thatonename
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so what's the point in pointing out someone's grammar and/or spelling mistake when the moderators generally fix them?
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5t3ff1k4h
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58 - Because moderators don't correct the grammar, most of the time. If they did, they wouldn't have time for anything else... seeing as how there are that many on this site who can't spell/comprehend/construct sentences.
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thatonename
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I suppose, I do see your point. I guess I'm just getting sick of seeing the corrections just as much as the mistakes.
not trying to start any arguments, just stating my opinion...
not trying to start any arguments, just stating my opinion...
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Sirin_fml
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Are you kidding, bro? Why would we correct posters' grammar, when we can leave them looking like illiterate idiots instead? You guys are responsible for your own sentence structure and spelling. I just sit back, party, and/or swear profusely for no reason whatsoever.
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alexxss_fml
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dude u look mad Asian. how the fuck would people mistake u for Miley??? u smoking too much of that salvia dude.
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DaniPickles
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NOO!! You look like Hayley Williams in your pic (If that is you) pretty!! haha :P
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Haterman123
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#4 last time i checked miley cirus is hot
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5t3ff1k4h
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111 - And when exactly was the last time you checked? IMO, she isn't attractive at all.
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HateyMcHater
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I like how there's an entire thread of comments by and about Grammar Nazis, as well as an insult or two leveled at the original comment, but nobody bothered to help the poor girl out and actually CORRECT her.
I think the word you were looking for is "mistook", by the way. Or "mistakeralized". They're both acceptable.
I think the word you were looking for is "mistook", by the way. Or "mistakeralized". They're both acceptable.
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5t3ff1k4h
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Mistakeralized? Never heard that one before. Har har har.
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vettle
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Maybe she just hit the d accidentally right as she posted? These touch screens are very annoying for that!
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JManHobbs
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^ Even without the d it would be incorrect.
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vergaso
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who cares what they spell like?
why do you care?
this isn't a fucking essay, test, or any school/work assignment
you fucking understood what they say
so why correct people
if someone puts ya, u, r, y, etc they know how to spell the real word so why correct them as if they didn't or as if you didn't understand
why do you care?
this isn't a fucking essay, test, or any school/work assignment
you fucking understood what they say
so why correct people
if someone puts ya, u, r, y, etc they know how to spell the real word so why correct them as if they didn't or as if you didn't understand
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rfngxhhshi
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a couple of* times... First one to get this?
I is win Grammer Natsi inturwebz?
I is win Grammer Natsi inturwebz?
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ohthebloodygore
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184, if they know how to spell the whole word, why don't they? Also, everyone gives the whole 'this isn't an essay' speech. A lot of my friends found that at least once they have written/typed 'u' instead of you on assignments. Typing like that becomes a habit. It's better to stop now.
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vergaso
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because it's faster and more convenient to not say the whole word
I mean you understood didn't you?
anyways that might be true but that's their choice and their problem
although you might be trying to be helpful, most grammar Nazis aren't
I mean you understood didn't you?
anyways that might be true but that's their choice and their problem
although you might be trying to be helpful, most grammar Nazis aren't
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ohthebloodygore
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205, if 'txt language' didn't exist then the problem wouldn't occur. Also, I'm not a Grammar Nazi. I don't correct people most of the time and I ignore horrid spelling errors. Some do get on my nerves though. (alot, geez, yuh, and the all caps thing.)
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vergaso
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I don't see what you are saying
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PahhDee
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that blows ahaha
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iamthellamaking
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what are you talking about doc he downtown have a mommy he has 2 daddy's who do much more than that with his ass
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iamthellamaking
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don't have* dumb auto correct
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rabidgerbil
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16- epic win is epic :D
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twilight8989
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last time I checked you were a douche bag
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TonyAnania
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so your hot?
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DocBastard
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Vergaso, this isn't the first time you've shown yourself to be an idiot. Whether or not something is comprehensible does not make it correct. I cuold tpye a wohle sentnece leik tihs and yuo wuold undresnad it. Does that make it right?
Typing lyk dis on a public forum shows one of two things- 1) that you're too lazy to type out the full word or 2) you're too stupid to know the correct spelling. There is no excuse not to type out "you" rather than "u" or any of the other ridiculous txt abbreviations here, not to mention that using such abbreviations is prohibited in the rules.
Typing lyk dis on a public forum shows one of two things- 1) that you're too lazy to type out the full word or 2) you're too stupid to know the correct spelling. There is no excuse not to type out "you" rather than "u" or any of the other ridiculous txt abbreviations here, not to mention that using such abbreviations is prohibited in the rules.
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ForeverYoung1
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#111, what the fuck? #4 is very pretty! I don't see you being brave enough to post your own picture. Jesus, most people were dropped as a baby but you were clearly thrown at a fucking wall.
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ForeverYoung1
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#111, what the fuck? #4 is really pretty! I don't see you being brave enough to post your own picture. Jesus, most people were dropped as a baby but you were clearly thrown at a fucking wall.
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jiggyjiggz
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u no eye net lilt da rulz
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supertacowaffle
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DocBastard I fucking love you:D
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PamParanoia
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It was a typo. There's no need to freak out. I won't do it again because I know I'll get screamed at if I continue to make common mistakes. -,-
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sadistmonkey
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DocBastard, there's a difference between making one spelling/grammar error in an entire post and having an entire post consisting of errors. Sometimes, you make mistakes that you can't see until you've made the post. Everyone does it. Even the so-called grammar nazis. Grammar nazis may think they're doing the forum a favor but really, they've turned all of FML into a grammar forum.
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5t3ff1k4h
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"Sometimes, you make mistakes that you can't see until you've made the post."
Edit button. It's there for a full two minutes after you initially post. If that doesn't work, go back and fix it in another post as soon as you see it.
I don't see why you're defending this, though. There's a clear difference between "mistook" and "mistaked". It's a clear case of the person not knowing the past tense of "mistake".
Edit button. It's there for a full two minutes after you initially post. If that doesn't work, go back and fix it in another post as soon as you see it.
I don't see why you're defending this, though. There's a clear difference between "mistook" and "mistaked". It's a clear case of the person not knowing the past tense of "mistake".
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sadistmonkey
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Really? You stare at your post for a full 2 minutes to make sure there aren't errors? Reasonable people have enough of a life to post and then move on with life. Yes, "mistaked" is a pretty glaring error but we don't need 10+ posts in order to discuss that. And much less egregious errors are torn apart on a daily basis. It's seriously a disease.
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5t3ff1k4h
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283 - You're way off. You misinterpreted what I said. Please go back and read it again.
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MitchellK
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10/16 - U MAD?
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jamesispro_fml
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how because your too fat
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bri1215
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we were born on the same day (: just saying
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anamica24x7
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That sucks
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nights_fml
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You should jerk off and cum on your teacher's face
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Onlydie
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Are you a fat chick?
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starrs_movingIn
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I don't know what to say to this arsehole or the OP. so I'll just stay quiet :D
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Sisaac
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#52 i do have something to say to that A**hole: Are you a 40-year-old still living in your parents' basement? 'cause you sound like one
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starrs_movingIn
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that will work as well. lmao
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sugardady11
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ya #6 prob is a 40 year old he's probably looking for a hookup as well
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HateyMcHater
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I protest. This question is perfectly valid, as fat chicks are everywhere and the OP obviously doesn't enjoy PE.
In fact, I feel uncomfortable casting my vote without knowing the answer.
...Because fatties ALWAYS Deserve It.
In fact, I feel uncomfortable casting my vote without knowing the answer.
...Because fatties ALWAYS Deserve It.
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kweenbitch
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I am guessing your severely obese and were offended. too bad, go jump on a treadmill fatty.
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LSU33DucKAholiC
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sucks you have that opinion #6 cause I'm fat and I used to love PE
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MaskedAspen
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Grow the fuck up.
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ReDsKiNsMaN
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very angrey people there...
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xshadyshadow
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154- Don't lie to yourself, you're not fat. Fatties are 250lb+ in my book.
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spanelli
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166- Thank you for not being a jerk and telling her she isn't fat. She really isn't, I completely agree about the 250+ statement.
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vergaso
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first of your 250+ statement is wrong because height is a huge factor
if you're 4feet and 250 or 5 feet or 5.5 feet
you're a fat ass
if you're 6/6.5+ that's fine
and what are you talking about why do you lie to her if she even said the truth?
she's fucking fat her face is huge and so is the rest of the picture
if you're 4feet and 250 or 5 feet or 5.5 feet
you're a fat ass
if you're 6/6.5+ that's fine
and what are you talking about why do you lie to her if she even said the truth?
she's fucking fat her face is huge and so is the rest of the picture
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rfngxhhshi
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Pretty sure she qualifies as a fatty. Just judging from the pic. But I'm an overweight guy, so I'm not saying anything is wrong with that.. btw I love PE :D
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spanelli
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188- Nobody cares about your insecurities, just shut the fuck up. Making fun of other people doesn't make you "cool".
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IHeartJimi02
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What the hell is everyones problem? why are you all judging people based on their appearance? Do you think it's funny to make fun of other people?
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vergaso
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I'm not making fun I'm stating facts and correcting lies
why bother saying she's bot fat when we all know she is and she even said it
how does that show I'm insecure that's just elementary counselor talk
I'm 6 feet 145 lbs
it's not about weight and I'm not insecure about looks you're obviously so ugly you had to dye you're hair so you can say or think that people call you ugly because they don't like you're hair or you're style
idk why you have that hair style and hair color it's ugly
why bother saying she's bot fat when we all know she is and she even said it
how does that show I'm insecure that's just elementary counselor talk
I'm 6 feet 145 lbs
it's not about weight and I'm not insecure about looks you're obviously so ugly you had to dye you're hair so you can say or think that people call you ugly because they don't like you're hair or you're style
idk why you have that hair style and hair color it's ugly
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InBetweenDreams
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It's an easy grade. Little kids across the country can do it. (: In my opinion, it's easier and a lot more fun than pushups, crunches, jumping jacks, and all that boring stuff I had to do everyday in gym. I'd rather dance.
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mozeltov
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slut alert
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5t3ff1k4h
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54 - Not everyone who likes to dance is a slut. Do you really have nothing better to do than troll around looking for females so you can yell "SLUT!"...?
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InBetweenDreams
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54 - I think you should go fuck yourself. I'm a slut because I like to dance? There are millions of people in this world who like to dance. Are they all sluts? Fuck you!
And thanks 5t3ff1k4h :)
And thanks 5t3ff1k4h :)
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mozeltov
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yes, that's exactly y
and all white chicks r sluts
and all white chicks r sluts
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5t3ff1k4h
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Excuse me? I agree. Go fuck yourself. I'm white and I'm far from a slut, thank you very much. I'm sure there will be many white girls on your ass about that one! Good god...
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mozeltov
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u believe in god, I thought u were all godless...
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mozeltov
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and what r they gonna do? join a feminist group? lolololololololol
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5t3ff1k4h
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You idiot. Saying a phrase doesn't mean I believe in a god. I am agnostic. Look it up.
Watch it, kid.
Watch it, kid.
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mozeltov
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so you do believe in God?
and when yo say a phrase involving god, you should believe in God because you r calling out to him (rough way to put it)
and watch out for what? the feminists? will they get me? (more like get me a sandwich)
and when yo say a phrase involving god, you should believe in God because you r calling out to him (rough way to put it)
and watch out for what? the feminists? will they get me? (more like get me a sandwich)
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Beebow_fml
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Haha, fed troll.
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5t3ff1k4h
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You're capitalizing "God", therefore you must believe in "God".
I'm pretty sure I told you to look it up.
Who are you to tell me what I should or shouldn't do? Ha! "Calling out to him..."? No. Sorry.
Make you a sandwich? As if you deserve one.
I'm pretty sure I told you to look it up.
Who are you to tell me what I should or shouldn't do? Ha! "Calling out to him..."? No. Sorry.
Make you a sandwich? As if you deserve one.
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mozeltov
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I'm pretty sure I don't need to, agnosticism is the skeptical view about the "organized religion" and the truth in the deities, however, if I'm correct, which I believe I am, agnostics still believe in a "higher power"
I'm pretty sure I deserve a sandwich, why don't you go make me one? your technique must be perfected by now
Ohh, and btw, I never told you what the you should or shouldn't do, I was explaining the way phrases involving GOD work,
ohhh look, I capitalized all the letters in GOD, I must believe in him
now go make me that sandwich
I'm pretty sure I deserve a sandwich, why don't you go make me one? your technique must be perfected by now
Ohh, and btw, I never told you what the you should or shouldn't do, I was explaining the way phrases involving GOD work,
ohhh look, I capitalized all the letters in GOD, I must believe in him
now go make me that sandwich
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mozeltov
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I'm pretty sure I don't need to, agnosticism is the skeptical view about the "organized religion" and the truth in the deities, however, if I'm correct, which I believe I am, agnostics still believe in a "higher power"
I'm pretty sure I deserve a sandwich, why don't you go make me one? your technique must be perfected by now
Ohh, and btw, I never told you what the you should or shouldn't do, I was explaining the way phrases involving GOD work,
ohhh look, I capitalized all the letters in GOD, I must believe in him
I'm pretty sure I deserve a sandwich, why don't you go make me one? your technique must be perfected by now
Ohh, and btw, I never told you what the you should or shouldn't do, I was explaining the way phrases involving GOD work,
ohhh look, I capitalized all the letters in GOD, I must believe in him
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5t3ff1k4h
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I appreciate the mods for deleting the troll's comments.
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xxjordan715xx
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Uhmm hi, Imma dancer and sure as hell not a slut. Get youur faat white ass outta here because no one wants a bitchy skank here. Likee Forreal. Just Fuck Off.
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5t3ff1k4h
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Jordan chick - If you're talking to me, I told the troll (whose comments have now been deleted) the same thing you're telling me. Calm the fuck down.
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HateyMcHater
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#101, your logic is flawed. I capitalize "Mickey Mouse" as readily as "Jesus Christ", but that doesn't mean I believe in either of them.
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5t3ff1k4h
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Hatey- Those are both names though. They SHOULD be capitalized. If one believes in a god, they'd capitalize the name (e.g. Ganesha, Buddha), whereas the Christian/Jewish god should be capitalized if they believe in him/her/it because of the great importance it holds.
Saying God (with capitalization) means you do believe in the Christian/Jewish god and you do respect him as a higher power, the ruler of your world. Saying god (without capitalization) simply means you're referring to what you don't believe in. I've been taught this way back when.
I see where you're coming from, and I probably shouldn't have made the assumption that he believes in "God" because he capitalized the name, but that's just how it comes across to me.
Saying God (with capitalization) means you do believe in the Christian/Jewish god and you do respect him as a higher power, the ruler of your world. Saying god (without capitalization) simply means you're referring to what you don't believe in. I've been taught this way back when.
I see where you're coming from, and I probably shouldn't have made the assumption that he believes in "God" because he capitalized the name, but that's just how it comes across to me.
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HateyMcHater
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It's true that the Christian/Jewish/MUSLIM god noun is usually capitalized by his worshippers, but many devotees of "spiritual but not religious" paths, as well as Buddhists and Hindus, also capitalize the god noun. Many believers do not, and many non-believers do. It's a shaky assumption to make, is all.
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Me_iz_a_Bboy
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It seems 138 is talking to herself
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5t3ff1k4h
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I didn't include Muslim because, despite worshiping the same god as the aforementioned, they refer to him as Allah. I don't know if they -only- call their god Allah, though, or if there are other names too.
Good point.
Other guy - Yeah, I do it all the time. It's kind of my thing.
Good point.
Other guy - Yeah, I do it all the time. It's kind of my thing.
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wg4r5g5hh
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I love you
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HateyMcHater
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"Allah" is the Arabic word meaning god, it isn't a name (though capitalized in many instances). Arabic-speaking Jews, Christians and Bahai also use the word in reference to their god.
Full disclosure: I know I seem pretty brilliant right now, but this was not previous knowledge, even if it fits my argument perfectly. I thought it was the case, but I did have to look it up.
Full disclosure: I know I seem pretty brilliant right now, but this was not previous knowledge, even if it fits my argument perfectly. I thought it was the case, but I did have to look it up.
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geko911
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wow, i was seriously astonished by the conversation in this thread.. i would have liked to see the comments left by the "troll" since it wouls have been a pleasure to bitch on him too. very good points to the two ones who made a theological discussion before me
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5t3ff1k4h
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Makes sense. Thanks for the info - if you hadn't looked it up, I would have.
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summersizzle
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168:
we use both God and Allah, Allah is just the Arabic word meaning god
we use both God and Allah, Allah is just the Arabic word meaning god
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missvictory
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I agree!! Push-ups and sit-ups are no fun! I wish my P.E. teacher would have us do things like that! OP: it's really not that bad! For a group performance once, I did the Hoedown Throwdown with at least 6 GUYS who had a bunch of fun doing it!! :D
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zarfman
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at least pushups are an actual workout
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whoremoness
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that's so true. I love that dance.
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iwenttherebuddy
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if only my gym teacher let us dance it would be way easier !!!!!
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LovelyBizarre
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I know it too haha.
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Wazilla
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my gym teacher freshman year made us learn how to slutty cowgirl dance and it counted for a grade. Im a guy if i needed to learn how to dance it wouldnt be that
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danielle25
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Hahahahahaha that's so funny! Such a loser school.
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jcfrisco
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u gota be shitin me lol i would never do that sheot
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darkshadowgirl
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Learn to spell properly before trying to insult something.