Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school....

By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML

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themangostar 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 11:02

If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah

terimaa 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 10:58

cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.

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jhesyckuh 0

Monday 27 April 2009 20:03

they would have to watch the show too if they knew where it's from.

martinilvr 0

Monday 27 April 2009 21:34

apparently they watch it... how else would they have known it was from that show?

Prisoner_24601 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:10

The real reason you fail is that you rap in front of your school.

LilleyWhite 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:35

why are you rapping in front of your school in the first place?

YallNoobs 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

well to make you feel better your entire school knew it was from hannah montanna as well

RandomFool 5

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:16

Well, then they probably watch Hannah Montana too...

atomicmrpelly 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:05

Well surely they must watch it to know where the rap comes from?!

iLucid 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:19

not watching hanah montana it the fact that you weren't esucated enough to know where it was from...obviously the people that asked you watch the show...

RunZoneFive 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:53

Why is that such a big deal? Maybe its cause at the school I go to people are pretty open minded and would find that funny but this one doesn't seem too bad to me