Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML
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themangostar 0
If they knew it was from Hannah Montana they obviously watch it, so just shrug it off. hah
terimaa 0
cheese jerky? i'm 19 and i watch hannah montana. :) i should be ashamed but i have other things to worry about.
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rsonnack 2
Hannah montana and all that other Disney crap is going to destroy all that is good in this world...There are people my age (in their 20s) that watch it, and I just think they're sad. Can we please have some good music? And some shows for preteens that don't preach gender stereotypes so we don't end up with a bunch of 13 year old Slutty McSluttertons prancing about in their tube tops and mini skirts?
tweezy04 0
Im 23. Hannah Montana is the shit! I also have children that watch it...but I catch myself watching it even when they arnt here. Obviously the people that caught you singing it watch it to...so screw um.
Trollipop_fml 0
I smell a failure! 1. They knew so obviously they've seen it. 2. There are better things to worry about. 3. Performing a rap in front of your school is kinda douche baggy/attention whorey. 4. OMG!!!!1111 Oh noesssz! You watch Hannah Montana!? Haha you failure! You're going to die alone now so uncool like omgzzzz!!!11 You'll never get prom court nowz!1 Only the losers watch Disney, cool kids watch MTV bytch!!!111 Hahahahahaha you'll be a loser fo lyf!!1 You'll not get into college, you'll not find a cool bf, your friends will leave you, your family will hate you, and you'll be fat and living in a trailer park laawlalalwlasl! 5. The above is sarcasm, if you didn't catch that you have now, and it just goes to show how ignorant our youth is.
eternalaphrodite 0
#28 has it right.
xrideacowboyx00 0
I'm almost 21 and me and my friends love Hannah Montana/Miley Cryus. I even took my 4 year old god daughter to see the movie because I really wanted to see it!
anatomize 0
YDI, tool.
ondreeuhlace 0
the people that told YOU that it was from hannah montana should be ashamed. theyre the ones that knew where it was from! plus,alot of kids shows are great. Im 17 && i watch a bunch a kids shows,who gives a crap? people think theyre soo grown up,hah
heyitzmeh 0
lol ydi
holagirl2 0
if they knew it was from hannah montana, then they obviously watch it to and i am 17 and i'll watch hannah montana sometimes. its not that big of a deal
chelsealovesnsn 0
I want to know what rap it was;P